‘Not Another Friggin' Phil Wickham Song,’ Mutter Angels As Local Church Starts Worship Set
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New 'SquatBNB' Service Helps Squatters Find Perfect Home To Take Over
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Shohei Ohtani Concerned About Effect Betting Scandal Will Have On Dodgers’ World Series Odds
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Meghan Markle Announces Netflix Show About How Hard It’s Been Dealing With Kate Middleton’s Cancer Diagnosis
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9 Ways To Outfox Squatters Living On Your Property
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Woman Who Calls Herself An Influencer Has Literally Never Influenced Anyone To Do Anything Ever
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-who-calls-herself-an-influencer-has-literally-never-influenced-anyone-to-do-anything-ever/?utm_source=fediverse
Shrek Prosecuted After Trying To Remove Squatters From Swamp
https://babylonbee.com/news/shrek-prosecuted-after-trying-to-remove-squatters-from-swamp/?utm_source=fediverse
National Guardsman Being Trampled By Migrants Glad To Hear We're Not Being Invaded
https://babylonbee.com/news/national-guardsman-being-trampled-by-migrants-glad-to-hear-were-not-being-invaded/?utm_source=fediverse
Planet Fitness Rated ‘Best Gym In America’ By The National Association Of Perverts
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The Babylon Bee Guide To Being The Church Sound Guy
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-guide-to-being-the-church-sound-guy/?utm_source=fediverse
Woman Unable To Distinguish Between Basketball And Hockey About To Smoke Your March Madness Bracket Again
https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-unable-to-distinguish-between-basketball-and-hockey-about-to-smoke-your-march-madness-bracket-again/?utm_source=fediverse
Top 6 Health Benefits of Cigar Smoking
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Media Says Border Crisis Not An Invasion, It Is Simply A Group Of Military-Aged Males Using Force Against Our Military To Enter And Occupy The Country
https://babylonbee.com/news/media-wishing-there-were-some-sort-of-word-to-describe-military-aged-males-from-other-countries-mounting-an-assault-on-our-military-in-order-to-occupy-our-country/?utm_source=fediverse
Checkmate: Trump Sneaks Back Into White House, Invokes Squatter's Rights
https://babylonbee.com/news/checkmate-trump-sneaks-back-into-white-house-invokes-squatters-rights/?utm_source=fediverse
Planet Fitness Adds 'Bigot Alarm' To Shame Women Who Don't Want Men In Their Locker Room
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Man Playing Video Games With His Mind Claims He's Only Losing Because He Got The Mad Catz Neuralink
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Hamas Scientists Struggling To Figure Out How To Make Emergency Food Rations Explode
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Dozens Injured At Capitol After Omnibus Bill Tips Over
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Holy Spirit Trapped In Church After Acolyte Forgets To Walk Flame Out Of Sanctuary
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Who Is The Antichrist? 10 Most Likely Candidates
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