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Rashida Tlaib Condemns Violence Against Innocent Iranian Missiles

https://babylonbee.com/news/rashida-tlaib-condemns-violence-against-innocent-iranian-missiles/?utm_source=fediverse

God Agrees To Let Norm MacDonald Come Back To Earth For One Day To Bless Us With His O.J. Death Jokes

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-agrees-to-let-norm-macdonald-come-back-to-earth-for-1-day-to-bless-us-with-his-oj-death-jokes/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Furious To Be Called Home From Beach Just Because World War 3 Starting

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-furious-to-be-called-home-from-beach-just-because-world-war-3-starting/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Begins Searching Through Trunk Of Corvette Hoping To Find Nuclear Codes

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-begins-searching-through-papers-behind-corvette-in-garage-hoping-to-find-nuclear-codes/?utm_source=fediverse

World In Shock As Murderous Terrorist State Ignores Warning From Impotent Old Man

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-in-shock-as-murderous-terrorist-state-ignores-warning-from-impotent-old-man/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Crimes You Can Be Executed For In Texas

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-crimes-you-can-be-executed-for-in-texas/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Announces Plan To Win Over Young Voters By Getting Rid Of Blockbuster Movie Rental Late Fees

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-announces-plan-to-get-rid-of-blockbuster-movie-rental-late-fees/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Passes Bill Allowing Surveillance On Every American Except For Those Who Bring Cocaine Into White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-passes-bill-allowing-surveillance-on-every-american-except-for-those-who-bring-cocaine-into-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

'Ladies And Gentlemen, We Got Him': Angel Hernandez Finally Arrested

https://babylonbee.com/news/ladies-and-gentlemen-we-got-him-angel-hernandez-finally-arrested/?utm_source=fediverse

Cookie Monster Shows Off Stunning Weight Loss After Taking Ozempic

https://babylonbee.com/news/sesame-street-residents-shocked-after-cookie-monster-shows-off-weight-loss-from-taking-ozempic/?utm_source=fediverse

Kari Lake Announces Plan To Lose Another Election But This Time While Supporting Baby Murder

https://babylonbee.com/news/kari-lake-announces-plan-to-lose-another-election-but-this-time-while-supporting-baby-murder/?utm_source=fediverse

New Star Wars Game Lets You Play As Lesbian Jedi Who Drives Subaru Landspeeder

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-star-wars-game-lets-you-play-as-lesbian-jedi-who-drives-subaru-landspeeder/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrat Governors Promise They Will Do Everything In Their Power To Make Elections Appear Legitimate

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-governors-promise-they-will-do-everything-in-their-power-to-make-elections-appear-legitimate/?utm_source=fediverse

Taco Bell Releases New 'Every Day We Stray Further From God's Light' Chalupa Supreme

https://babylonbee.com/news/taco-bell-releases-new-every-day-we-stray-further-from-gods-light-chalupa-supreme/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Recommend Calling A Hispanic Person 'Latine' If You Want To Get Punched In The Face

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-recommend-calling-a-hispanic-person-latine-if-you-want-to-get-punched-in-the-face/?utm_source=fediverse

Is Your Pastor A Charlatan Fleecing The Congregation To Make Obscene Wealth? Look For These Subtle Warning Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-your-pastor-a-charlatan-fleecing-the-congregation-to-make-obscene-wealth-look-for-these-subtle-warning-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Baby About To Be Aborted Claims Squatter's Rights

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-baby-about-to-be-aborted-claims-squatters-rights/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Indicted For Taking More Chick-fil-A Sauces Than He Actually Needed For His Order

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-taking-more-chick-fil-a-sauces-than-he-actually-needed-for-his-order/?utm_source=fediverse

New 'Biden Diet' Sweeps Nation: Pay The Same Amount Of Money But Eat 50% Less Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-diet-craze-sweeps-the-nation-where-you-pay-the-same-amount-of-money-for-food-but-eat-50-less/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Don’t Want To Go To Church, It’s Full Of Hypocrites', Says Hypocrite

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-dont-want-to-go-to-church-its-full-of-hypocrites-says-hypocrite/?utm_source=fediverse