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Congressional Democrats Demand $40 Billion For UCLA Protest Border Security

https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-democrats-demand-40-billion-for-ucla-protest-border-security/?utm_source=fediverse

Immigration Crisis Ended As Frat Boys Deployed To Guard Southern Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/immigration-crisis-ended-as-frat-boys-deployed-to-guard-southern-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-reminds-you-to-arrive-early-so-you-can-wait-even-longer/?utm_source=fediverse

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/missionaries-travel-from-africa-to-reach-the-united-methodist-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes

https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-sadly-announces-whistleblower-shot-self-in-back-while-falling-off-skyscraper-directly-into-wood-chipper-while-wearing-cement-shoes/?utm_source=fediverse

37-Year Old Man Suddenly Remembers That He’s Supposed To Be Worrying About The Hole In The Ozone Layer

https://babylonbee.com/news/37-year-old-man-suddenly-remembers-that-hes-supposed-to-be-worrying-about-the-hole-in-the-ozone-layer/?utm_source=fediverse

Moments From Victory Against Democrats, Republicans Decide To Start Attacking First Amendment

https://babylonbee.com/news/moments-from-victory-against-democrats-republicans-decide-to-start-attacking-first-amendment/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Points On MRI To Part Of Man's Brain Where 'Seinfeld' Bass Riff Has Been Playing For Over Two Decades

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-points-on-mri-to-part-of-mans-brain-where-seinfeld-bass-riff-has-been-playing-for-over-two-decades/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-reasonable-demands-from-students-occupying-campus-buildings/?utm_source=fediverse

Baby Patiently Waiting Until Fully Strapped In Car Seat To Unleash Diaper Apocalypse

https://babylonbee.com/news/baby-patiently-waiting-until-fully-strapped-in-car-seat-to-unleash-diaper-apocalypse/?utm_source=fediverse

King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant

https://babylonbee.com/news/king-solomon-dies-of-old-age-waiting-for-1000-wives-to-decide-on-restaurant/?utm_source=fediverse

American Flag Defended By Frat Boy Heroes Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, And Dylan

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-flag-defended-by-frat-boy-heroes-dylan-dylan-dylan-and-dylan/?utm_source=fediverse

TRAGEDY: AOC Announces She Was Killed During NYPD Raid At Columbia And Is Dead Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-aoc-announces-she-was-killed-during-nypd-raid-at-columbia-and-is-dead-once-again/?utm_source=fediverse

New Study Finds Most Effective Treatment For Depression Watching Scrawny Libs Get Absolutely Manhandled By Police

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-study-finds-most-effective-treatment-for-depression-watching-scrawny-libs-get-absolutely-manhandled-by-police/?utm_source=fediverse

History Repeats Itself As Communists Run Out Of Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/history-repeats-itself-as-communists-run-out-of-food/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Highly Effective Ways To Remove Protesters From Your Campus

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-to-remove-protesters-from-your-campus/?utm_source=fediverse

UCLA Replaces Student IDs With New Fashionable Identifying Armbands

https://babylonbee.com/news/ucla-replaces-student-ids-with-new-fashionable-identifying-armbands/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Like Coldplay,' Man Says In Powerful Coming Out Speech

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-like-coldplay-man-says-in-powerful-coming-out-speech/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Leaders Get Russell Brand Up To Speed On Christian Theology With 'VeggieTales' Marathon

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-leaders-get-russell-brand-up-to-speed-on-christian-theology-with-veggietales-marathon/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Of Tumbleweeds Excitedly Makes Trip To Biden Rally

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-of-tumbleweeds-excitedly-makes-trip-to-biden-rally/?utm_source=fediverse