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New York DA Indicts Trump For Bringing Firefighters Pizza But No Salad Or Cheesy Bread

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-da-indicts-trump-for-paying-off-firefighters-with-hush-pizza/?utm_source=fediverse

People Blocking Students From College Based On Race Probably On Right Side Of History Again

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9 Changes Disney Is Bringing To 'The Chosen'

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Mark Hamill Joins Death Star Press Conference To Say What A Good Job He Thinks The Emperor Is Doing

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10 Ways To Beat The Fascist Police Coming To Arrest You For Supporting Palestine

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-beat-the-fascist-police-coming-to-arrest-you-for-supporting-palestine/?utm_source=fediverse

'I've Never Felt So Alive,' Thinks Police Officer While Clotheslining Communist Ivy League Student

https://babylonbee.com/news/ive-never-felt-so-alive-thinks-police-officer-as-student-charges-him-with-garbage-can-shield/?utm_source=fediverse

James O'Keefe Dresses Up As Karl Marx To Go Undercover With College Encampment

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-okeefe-dresses-up-as-karl-marx-to-go-undercover-with-college-encampment/?utm_source=fediverse

‘It's Not The Breed, It's The Owner,’ Says Man Being Swallowed By Shai-Hulud, Great Maker Of The Desert

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-not-the-breed-its-the-owner-says-man-being-swallowed-by-shai-hulud-great-maker-of-the-desert/?utm_source=fediverse

Congressional Democrats Demand $40 Billion For UCLA Protest Border Security

https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-democrats-demand-40-billion-for-ucla-protest-border-security/?utm_source=fediverse

Immigration Crisis Ended As Frat Boys Deployed To Guard Southern Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/immigration-crisis-ended-as-frat-boys-deployed-to-guard-southern-border/?utm_source=fediverse

Doctor Reminds You To Arrive Early So You Can Wait Even Longer

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Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/missionaries-travel-from-africa-to-reach-the-united-methodist-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Boeing Sadly Announces Whistleblower Shot Self In Back While Falling Off Skyscraper Directly Into Wood Chipper While Wearing Cement Shoes

https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-sadly-announces-whistleblower-shot-self-in-back-while-falling-off-skyscraper-directly-into-wood-chipper-while-wearing-cement-shoes/?utm_source=fediverse

37-Year Old Man Suddenly Remembers That He’s Supposed To Be Worrying About The Hole In The Ozone Layer

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Moments From Victory Against Democrats, Republicans Decide To Start Attacking First Amendment

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Doctor Points On MRI To Part Of Man's Brain Where 'Seinfeld' Bass Riff Has Been Playing For Over Two Decades

https://babylonbee.com/news/doctor-points-on-mri-to-part-of-mans-brain-where-seinfeld-bass-riff-has-been-playing-for-over-two-decades/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Reasonable Demands From Students Occupying Campus Buildings

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-reasonable-demands-from-students-occupying-campus-buildings/?utm_source=fediverse

Baby Patiently Waiting Until Fully Strapped In Car Seat To Unleash Diaper Apocalypse

https://babylonbee.com/news/baby-patiently-waiting-until-fully-strapped-in-car-seat-to-unleash-diaper-apocalypse/?utm_source=fediverse

King Solomon Dies Of Old Age Waiting For 700 Wives To Decide On Restaurant

https://babylonbee.com/news/king-solomon-dies-of-old-age-waiting-for-1000-wives-to-decide-on-restaurant/?utm_source=fediverse

American Flag Defended By Frat Boy Heroes Dylan, Dylan, Dylan, And Dylan

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