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Man Celebrates Losing 2 Pounds By Gaining 5 Pounds

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‘Sorry, I’m Not A Great Texter’ Says Friend Responding To Your Text From 2002

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Jury Passes Note To Judge Asking To Review 14 Seasons Of 'The Apprentice'

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Judge Instructs Jurors They Need Not Believe Trump Is Guilty To Convict Him

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Kangaroos Ask People To Stop Unfairly Comparing Them To U.S. Justice System

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Bailiffs Cast Lots For Trump’s Clothing

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Pope: 'I Apologize For Using An Offensive Slur To Refer To Flaming Homo Nancyboys'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-i-apologize-for-using-an-offensive-slur-to-refer-to-nancy-boy-bum-bandits/?utm_source=fediverse

Parenting A Toddler Review: House Wrecked, Every Ounce Of Patience Gone, Also They Said, "I Wuv You, Mommy" - 16/5 Stars

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To Save Time, Biden To Drop Next $320 Million Cash Directly Into Ocean

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Hamas Announces Pride Month Kick-Off Party On Roof Of Very Tall Hotel

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Retired Angel Hernandez Gets New Job Inspecting Planes For Boeing

https://babylonbee.com/news/retired-angel-hernandez-gets-new-job-running-quality-control-for-boeing/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Damning Pieces Of Evidence Proving Trump Is Guilty

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College Grad Finds Perfect Spot On Wall To Hang First Unemployment Check

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7 Ways For Christians To Prepare For Pride Month

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Biden Administration Stations Circus Clowns, Jugglers, Lion Tamers Outside Trump Trial

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Report Reveals $7.5 Billion In Government EV Charger Spending Has Purchased One 4-Pack of Energizer AAs

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Airline Pilot Convicted Of Hate Crime For Leaving Contrail Marks On Rainbow

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Man Commits Barbeque Faux Pas By Eating Corn On The Cob Without Saying 'Mmmm, This Is Good Corn'

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Libertarian Party Nominates Giant Gay Bong

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In Touching Memorial Day Address, Biden Thanks Fallen American Servicemen For Their Votes

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