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In Major Gaffe, Husband Forgets To Flex When Wife Touches Arm

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In Hindsight Fans Realize They Were Too Quick To Call The Holiday Special The Worst Star Wars Project Ever

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Biden Admin Hires NASCAR Pit Crew To Rapidly Change Biden’s Diaper Without Anyone Noticing

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Man Explains 2-Year Gap In His Resume Was When He Was Making Memes To Help Take Down The Communist Deep State

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At This Point Nation Just Happy Pageant Winner Is An Actual Woman

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10 Best Excuses To Give The Pastor When You're Late For Church

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Jimmy Kimmel Delighted To Finally Talk To Someone He Can Make Laugh

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Steve Bannon Looking Forward To A Hot Shower, Shave, And Clean Clothes In Prison

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Aides Claim Biden Nailed A 360 Kickflip McTwist On The White House Half Pipe But Oh Darn The Reporters Just Missed It

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Geek Squad Kept Afloat Solely By Gertrude

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White House Says Biden’s Ability To Do His Job Not In Any Way Impeded By His Rigor Mortis

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Biden Drops First Bomb On Normandy In 80 Years

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53 Investments That Offer A Better Return Than A College Degree

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10 New 'Star Wars' Characters Coming To Disney+

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Alec Baldwin To Host Exciting New Game Show ‘Is It Loaded?’

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Boeing Honors Whistleblower With Special, Up-Close View of Rocket Launch

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Aides Begin Putting Googly Eyes On Biden So He Looks Like He's Paying Attention

https://babylonbee.com/news/aides-cleverly-paint-eyes-on-bidens-eyelids-so-he-looks-like-hes-paying-attention-during-meetings/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Decimates Teen’s Entire Social Life By Saying ‘Rizz’ In Front Of His Friends

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Man Who Resolved To Be Productive Today Now Heavily Invested In Wikipedia Article About Great Molasses Flood Of 1919

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Biden Announces Plan To Pretend To Care About The Border Until November 6

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