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Half-hearted Jog Turns Into All-Out Sprint Whenever Car Drives By

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President Pretending To Be Catholic Meets Pope Pretending To Be Catholic

https://babylonbee.com/news/president-pretending-to-be-catholic-meets-pope-pretending-to-be-catholic/?utm_source=fediverse

Southern Baptist Convention Votes To Allow Women To Lead, But Only The Sandwich Ministry

https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-baptist-convention-votes-to-allow-women-to-lead-but-only-the-sandwich-ministry/?utm_source=fediverse

God Confirms Heaven Will Bring All Nations, Tribes, And Tongues Together In Hatred Of The New York Yankees

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-confirms-heaven-will-bring-all-nations-tribes-and-tongues-together-in-hatred-of-the-new-york-yankees/?utm_source=fediverse

What Dads Get for Father's Day vs. What They Actually Want

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-dads-get-for-fathers-day-vs-what-they-actually-want/?utm_source=fediverse

Christian Dad Assures Children The Ghost In The Closet Isn't Real But It Might Be A Demon

https://babylonbee.com/news/christian-dad-assures-children-the-ghost-in-the-closet-isnt-real-but-it-might-be-a-demon/?utm_source=fediverse

Waffle House Reveals This Weekend's Fight Card, Hank the Hobo vs. Crackhead Steve

https://babylonbee.com/news/waffle-house-reveals-this-weekends-fight-card-hank-the-hobo-vs-crackhead-steve/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Disappointed After Huge Scoop Of Vanilla Ice Cream Turns Out To Be Pope Francis

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-disappointed-after-huge-scoop-of-vanilla-ice-cream-turns-out-to-be-pope-francis/?utm_source=fediverse

Authorities Warn Of Con Artist Scamming Dementia Patients Out Of Billions Of Dollars

https://babylonbee.com/news/authorities-warn-of-con-artist-scamming-dementia-patients-out-of-billions-of-dollars/?utm_source=fediverse

'Inside Out 2' Introduces New Emotion 'White Guilt'

https://babylonbee.com/news/inside-out-2-introduces-new-emotion-white-guilt/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Church Hosting Fun 'Jan 6'-Themed VBS This Summer

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-church-hosting-fun-jan-6-themed-vbs-this-summer/?utm_source=fediverse

Bottle Of 18-Year Single-Malt Baja Blast Sells At Auction For $145K

https://babylonbee.com/news/bottle-of-18-year-single-malt-baja-blast-sells-at-auction-for-145k/?utm_source=fediverse

As Russian Warships Threaten Florida Coast, Biden Responds Decisively To Ensure Safety Of All Pride Murals

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-russian-warships-threaten-florida-coast-biden-snaps-to-action-to-ensure-the-pride-murals-are-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

'Hobby Horsing Isn't A Real Sport,' Says Man Who Golfs

https://babylonbee.com/news/hobby-horsing-isnt-a-real-sport-says-man-who-golfs/?utm_source=fediverse

Pfizer Assures Public They Are Preparing For Next Pandemic By Developing An All-New Ineffective Vaccine With Fatal Side Effects

https://babylonbee.com/news/pfizer-assures-public-they-are-preparing-for-next-pandemic-by-developing-an-all-new-ineffective-vaccine-with-fatal-side-effects/?utm_source=fediverse

Disqualified Lia Thomas Asks If He Can Still Just Hang Out Naked In The Olympic Women’s Locker Rooms

https://babylonbee.com/news/disqualified-lia-thomas-asks-if-he-can-still-just-hang-out-naked-in-the-olympic-womens-locker-rooms/?utm_source=fediverse

Attractive Female Saying 'Wokeness Is Gaytarded' Instantly Becomes World's Most Popular Conservative Influencer

https://babylonbee.com/news/hot-chick-saying-wokeness-is-gaytarded-becomes-worlds-most-popular-conservative-influencer/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Bible Stories That Probably Won't Be Turned Into Animated Kids' Films Anytime Soon

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-bible-stories-that-probably-wont-be-turned-into-animated-kids-films-anytime-soon/?utm_source=fediverse

Oakland A’s Announce First Nine Fans At The Next Home Game Get To Play

https://babylonbee.com/news/oakland-as-announce-first-nine-fans-at-the-next-home-game-get-to-play/?utm_source=fediverse

House Of Representatives Joins Rest Of America In Holding Merrick Garland In Contempt

https://babylonbee.com/news/house-joins-rest-of-america-in-holding-merrick-garland-in-contempt/?utm_source=fediverse