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Catholic Couple Excommunicated For Only Having 5 Kids

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White House Claims Biden Has Had A Cold For The Past 4 Years

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Biden Press Conference Delayed Due To 'Major Blowout'

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Obama Reassures Nation He's Still Running Country

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Media Who Refused To Report On Biden's Decline Furious That Nobody Reported On Biden's Decline

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10 Politicians Reveal Their New Entrance Theme Songs

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Democrats Warn Of Terrifying Fascist State Where Government Shrinks And People Can Afford Groceries

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Kanye West Starting To Think Candace Owens Might Be A Little Crazy

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Dad Wakes Up From Terrifying Nightmare Where He Gets To The Airport Only 2 Hours Before Flight

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Shapiro Agrees To Share Joint Ownership Of Eric Swalwell With Chinese

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Chicago Mayor Blames Spike In Violence On 9th Century Chinese Monks Who Invented Gunpowder

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-mayor-blames-recent-gun-deaths-on-the-taft-hartley-act-of-1947/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Books That Barely Missed Being Included In The Bible

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Sad: Biden’s Mind Has Deteriorated So Much He’s Even Forgotten Corn Pop

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Angel Returns For Rematch Against Jacob And OH MY!! HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR!!

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In New 'Ocean's 14', George Clooney Pulls Off $30 Million Heist By Tricking People Into Giving Money To Politician Before Revealing He's Demented

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White House Denies Taxidermist Visited To Stuff And Preserve President

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Maxine Waters Announces She Is Leaving Democrats To Join Whig Party

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Having Exhausted All Other Options, Obama Invites Biden Paddle Boarding

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12 Most Horrifying Plans In Project 2025

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Janet Yellen Reassures Nation That Biden’s Dementia Is Transitory

https://babylonbee.com/news/janet-yellen-reassures-nation-that-bidens-dementia-is-transitory/?utm_source=fediverse