The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Concerns Salvation Army Taking Military Metaphor Too Far As They Introduce Tank Brigade

https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-salvation-army-taking-military-metaphor-too-far-as-they-introduce-tank-brigade/?utm_source=fediverse

After Extensive Investigation, FBI Confirms JFK Was Struck By Bullet

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-extensive-investigation-fbi-confirms-jfk-was-struck-by-bullet/?utm_source=fediverse

8 New Events Coming To The Paris Summer Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-new-events-coming-to-the-paris-summer-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Warns Community Notes May Make It Harder For Them To Lie

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-warns-community-notes-may-make-it-harder-for-them-to-lie/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman With Five Kids Worried Driving A Minivan Will Make Her Look Like A Mom

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-with-five-kids-worried-driving-a-minivan-will-make-her-look-like-a-mom/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Secures Liberal White Women Vote By Always Being Drunk And Intolerable

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-secures-liberal-white-women-vote-by-always-being-drunk-and-intolerable/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe David Wrote Psalm 22 After Stepping On Lego

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-david-wrote-psalm-22-after-stepping-on-lego/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Director Suggests Trump's Ear Just Spontaneously Exploded

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-director-suggests-trumps-ear-just-spontaneously-exploded/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympic Games Delayed As USA Flag Bearer LeBron James Flops Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympic-games-delayed-as-usa-flag-bearer-lebron-james-flops-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Reluctantly Endorses Kamala After Butt-Dialing Her

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-reluctantly-endorses-kamala-after-butt-dialing-her/?utm_source=fediverse

Party Cheating In Primary Election Promises They Will Definitely Not Cheat In General Election

https://babylonbee.com/news/party-cheating-in-primary-election-will-definitely-not-cheat-in-general-election/?utm_source=fediverse

Youth Pastor Diligently Searching Scripture For Weirdest Possible Baby Name

https://babylonbee.com/news/youth-pastor-diligently-searching-old-testament-for-weirdest-possible-baby-name/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Things Biden Hopes To Accomplish During His Final Months In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-things-biden-hopes-to-accomplish-in-his-final-6-months-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

Major League Teams Discover Key To Victory Is Playing Chicago White Sox

https://babylonbee.com/news/baseball-team-discovers-key-to-victory-is-playing-chicago-white-sox/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Distances Herself From Kamala Harris

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-denies-any-knowledge-of-having-been-kamala-harris/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Jesus Executed Sick Scroll Drop After Rolling Up Book Of Isaiah

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-jesus-executed-sick-scroll-drop-after-rolling-up-book-of-isaiah/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Voluntarily Steps Down From Presidential Race Days After Being Forcibly Removed From Presidential Race

https://babylonbee.com/news/days-after-being-forcibly-removed-from-presidential-race-biden-voluntarily-steps-down-from-presidential-race/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Says He Is Stepping Away To Spend More Time Sniffing Family

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-resigns-to-spend-more-time-sniffing-friends-and-family/?utm_source=fediverse

Youth Pastor Retires From Ministry To Become Professional Foosball Player

https://babylonbee.com/news/youth-pastor-retires-from-ministry-to-become-professional-foosball-player/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: 7-Pound Baby To Require Mere 3,290 Pounds Of Luggage For Quick Overnight Stay

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-7-pound-baby-to-require-mere-3290-pounds-of-luggage-for-quick-overnight-stay/?utm_source=fediverse