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Mom Sets Record By Enjoying 3 Sips Of Coffee Before Being Bothered By Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/mom-sets-record-by-enjoying-3-sips-of-coffee-before-being-bothered-by-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Boeing Compensates Stranded Astronauts With $50 Red Lobster Gift Cards

https://babylonbee.com/news/boeing-compensates-stranded-astronauts-with-50-red-lobster-gift-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Harrowing War Stories From Tim Walz, The Man Who Was There

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-harrowing-war-stories-from-tim-walz-the-man-who-was-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Journalists Confused By Presidential Candidate Standing In Front Of Cameras And Answering Questions

https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-confused-by-presidential-candidate-standing-in-front-of-cameras-and-answering-questions/?utm_source=fediverse

Driver Really Beginning To Regret Stopping At Crosswalk For Homeschool Family

https://babylonbee.com/news/driver-really-beginning-to-regret-stopping-at-crosswalk-for-homeschool-family/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Clarifies That He's Never Been To Iraq, But He Has Been To Downtown Minneapolis Which Is Basically The Same Thing

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-clarifies-that-hes-never-been-to-iraq-but-he-has-been-to-downtown-minneapolis-which-is-basically-the-same-thing/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Jet Launches Retaliatory Strike On ISIS Stronghold

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-jet-launches-retaliatory-strike-on-isis-stronghold/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Concerned If He Beats Kamala In Debate They Might Replace Her With Someone Good This Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-concerned-if-he-beats-kamala-in-debate-they-might-replace-her-with-someone-good-this-time/?utm_source=fediverse

‘WHO NEEDS A TAMPON??’ Bellows Tim Walz Kicking In Middle School Boys' Bathroom Stall Door

https://babylonbee.com/news/who-needs-a-tampon-bellows-tim-walz-kicking-in-middle-school-boys-bathroom-stall-door/?utm_source=fediverse

'They Got You In Here Too, Huh?' Says Biden As Dems Lock Kamala In Basement

https://babylonbee.com/news/they-got-you-in-here-too-huh-says-biden-as-dems-lock-kamala-in-basement/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Foolproof Ways To Avoid Detection By The Secret Service

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-foolproof-ways-to-avoid-detection-by-the-secret-service/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Backs Out Of VP Nomination After Learning VPs Sometimes Have To Deploy To Dangerous Places Overseas

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-backs-out-of-vp-nomination-after-learning-vps-sometimes-have-to-deploy-to-dangerous-places-overseas/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Inspires Little Girls That If They Work Really Hard Some Day They Can Be Passed Up By A Less Qualified Person Who Slept With The Boss

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-inspires-little-girls-that-if-they-work-really-hard-some-day-they-can-be-passed-up-for-a-job-by-a-less-qualified-candidate-who-slept-with-the-boss/?utm_source=fediverse

Apostles Getting Really Tired Of Peter Yelling "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?" Every Five Minutes

https://babylonbee.com/news/other-apostles-getting-really-tired-of-peter-yelling-do-you-smell-what-the-rock-is-cooking-every-five-minutes/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Expelled From Church Of Christ For Playing Drums On Steering Wheel

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-expelled-from-church-of-christ-for-playing-drums-on-steering-wheel/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Olympics Official Unable To Get Female Boxing Medal Over Giant Adam's Apple

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-olympics-official-unable-to-get-female-boxing-medal-over-giant-adams-apple/?utm_source=fediverse

‘JD Vance Is Weird,’ Says Guy Who Signed Bill To Put Tampons In Boys' School Bathrooms

https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-is-weird-says-guy-who-signed-bill-to-put-tampons-in-boys-school-bathrooms/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Reveals First 10 Things He Would Do In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-reveals-first-10-things-he-will-do-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Tells Story About Time He Hijacked Airplane, Parachuted Out With Bags Of Money, And Got Away Scot-Free

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-tells-story-about-time-he-hijacked-airplane-parachuted-out-with-bags-of-money-and-got-away-scot-free/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Guess I'd Better Get This Over With,' Sighs Millennial Before Googling 'What Is Brat'

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-guess-id-better-get-this-over-with-sighs-millennial-before-googling-what-is-brat/?utm_source=fediverse