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Kamala Takes Commanding Lead In Poll Of People Who've Recently Been Hit In Head With Giant Rubber Mallet

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-takes-commanding-lead-in-poll-of-people-whove-recently-been-hit-in-head-with-giant-rubber-mallet/?utm_source=fediverse

God Wondering How Many Israelites He Needs To Smite For Worshiping Idols Before They Get The Message

https://babylonbee.com/news/god-wondering-how-many-israelites-he-needs-to-smite-for-worshiping-idols-before-they-get-the-message/?utm_source=fediverse

After Two Weeks With Kamala, Tim Walz Announces He Has Signed Back Up With National Guard And Requested Deployment To Iraq

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-two-weeks-with-kamala-tim-walz-announces-he-has-signed-back-up-with-national-guard-and-requested-deployment-to-iraq/?utm_source=fediverse

Israelites Say They'll Stick With Manna After Jack In The Box Location Opens In Wilderness

https://babylonbee.com/news/israelites-say-theyll-stick-with-manna-after-jack-in-the-box-location-opens-in-wilderness/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Clever Ways To Get Out Of Helping The Poor

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-clever-ways-to-get-out-of-helping-the-poor/?utm_source=fediverse

Meet Brynleigh, The White House Intern Running The Country Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-brynleigh-the-white-house-intern-running-the-country-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Tells Of Time He Valiantly Fought Off The Xenomorph Queen With Nothing But A Power Loader Exosuit

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-tells-of-time-he-heroically-fought-off-the-xenomorph-queen-with-nothing-but-a-loading-dock-exosuit/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Confirms Most Of Grown Man's Life Spent Looking For Tape Measure

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-confirms-most-of-grown-mans-life-spent-looking-for-tape-measure/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala's Team Releases New Campaign Slogan: 'We Decline Your Request For An Interview'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamalas-team-releases-new-campaign-slogan-we-decline-your-request-for-an-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

Insane Conspiracy Theorist Thinks Biden Still Alive

https://babylonbee.com/news/insane-conspiracy-theorist-thinks-biden-still-alive/?utm_source=fediverse

California Passes Law Requiring People Fail A U.S. Civics Exam To Be Eligible To Vote

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-passes-law-requiring-people-fail-a-us-civics-exam-to-be-eligible-to-vote/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Clear Advantages Of Sending Your Kid To Government Schools

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-clear-advantages-of-sending-your-kid-to-government-schools/?utm_source=fediverse

Shot That Took Out Trump Assassin Reclassified As Friendly Fire

https://babylonbee.com/news/shot-that-took-out-trump-assassin-reclassified-as-friendly-fire/?utm_source=fediverse

David French Says To Save Masculinity, He Will Now Transition To Female

https://babylonbee.com/news/david-french-says-to-save-masculinity-he-will-now-transition-to-female/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Clarifies That He Is Not Stealing Valor, Just Redistributing It

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-clarifies-that-he-is-not-stealing-valor-just-redistributing-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Video Of Massive Kamala Harris Crowd Appears To Have Been Filmed In 'The Sims'

https://babylonbee.com/news/video-of-massive-kamala-harris-crowd-appears-to-have-been-filmed-in-the-sims/?utm_source=fediverse

'You're Gonna Be A Perpetual WHAT?' Joseph Asks Mary On Wedding Night

https://babylonbee.com/news/youre-gonna-be-a-perpetual-what-joseph-asks-mary-on-wedding-night/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-will-fix-things-if-you-vote-me-into-office-says-woman-currently-in-office/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Social Media Posts That Will Now Get You Arrested In Britian

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-social-media-posts-that-can-now-get-you-arrested-in-britian/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala To Announce Policy Positions Just As Soon As Polls Tell Her What They Are

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-announces-she-will-reveal-policy-positions-just-as-soon-as-polls-tell-her-what-they-are/?utm_source=fediverse