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Study Finds Polls Are Only Accurate When Your Candidate Is Ahead

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Scan Of Teenager's Body Reveals He Is 97% Flamin' Hot Cheeto

https://babylonbee.com/news/scan-of-teenagers-body-reveals-he-is-97-flamin-hot-cheeto/?utm_source=fediverse

Kids Happily Building Sandcastle On Beach Totally Unaware That Democracy May End This November

https://babylonbee.com/news/kids-happily-building-sandcastle-on-beach-totally-unaware-that-democracy-may-end-this-november/?utm_source=fediverse

Rumors Swirl That Kamala Harris Is Being Influenced By Russian Agent

https://babylonbee.com/news/rumors-swirl-that-kamala-harris-is-being-influenced-by-russian-agent/?utm_source=fediverse

DNC Dyes Chicago River Red To Celebrate Abortion

https://babylonbee.com/news/dnc-dyes-chicago-river-red-to-celebrate-abortion/?utm_source=fediverse

Unclear If Church Member Saved After Poorly Timed Stretch During Altar Call

https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-church-member-saved-after-poorly-timed-arm-stretch-during-altar-call/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Harris Unveils New Economic Platform 'We Must Seize The Means Of Production And Execute The Bourgeoisie'

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-harris-unveils-new-campaign-slogan-we-must-seize-the-means-of-production-and-execute-the-bourgeoisie/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Couple Decides To Have Kids So They Can Watch 'Bluey'

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-couple-decides-to-have-kids-so-they-can-watch-bluey/?utm_source=fediverse

Akron, Ohio Narrowly Misses Out On Bid To Host 2036 Olympic Games

https://babylonbee.com/news/akron-ohio-narrowly-misses-out-on-bid-to-host-2036-olympic-games/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Shocking Things J.D. Vance Did In High School

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Team Of MIT Physicists Says They Are Close To Figuring Out If This Is One Paper Plate Or Two

https://babylonbee.com/news/team-of-mit-physicists-says-they-are-close-to-figuring-out-if-this-is-one-paper-plate-or-two/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Briefly Released From Captivity To Campaign For Kamala

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-briefly-released-from-captivity-to-campaign-for-kamala/?utm_source=fediverse

'We Should Get Together Sometime,' Man Tells Friend Before Ignoring Him For The Next Twenty Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-should-get-together-sometime-man-tells-friend-before-ignoring-him-for-the-next-twenty-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Agrees To Two-Hour X Spaces Conversation With Elmo

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-agrees-to-two-hour-x-spaces-conversation-with-elmo/?utm_source=fediverse

Theologians Confirm: Sin Wack, Not Dope

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-sin-wack-not-dope/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Proposes $6K Aborted Baby Tax Credit

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-proposes-6k-aborted-baby-tax-credit/?utm_source=fediverse

Wives: 8 Subtle Signs Your Husband Is 'In The Mood'

https://babylonbee.com/news/wives-8-subtle-signs-your-husband-is-in-the-mood/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad, Toddler Equally Mesmerized By Excavator

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-toddler-equally-mesmerized-by-excavator/?utm_source=fediverse

Touching: Kamala Announces Plan To Hang 'Joy' Sign Over Bread Lines

https://babylonbee.com/news/touching-kamala-announces-plan-to-hang-sign-saying-joy-over-bread-lines/?utm_source=fediverse

La Croix Introduces New Creamed Corn Flavor

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-croix-introduces-new-creamed-corn-flavor/?utm_source=fediverse