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Dad Fervently Praying For Rapture Before He Has To Have ‘The Talk’ With His Son

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'I Am Ready To Take Up Arms In Another Crusade,' Says Man Who Has Carpal Tunnel From Playing 'Elden Ring'

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-am-ready-to-take-up-arms-in-another-crusade-says-man-who-has-carpal-tunnel-from-583-hours-of-elden-ring/?utm_source=fediverse

Source Says Kamala Was Promoted At McDonald's After Having Affair With Mayor McCheese

https://babylonbee.com/news/source-says-kamala-was-promoted-at-mcdonalds-after-having-affair-with-mayor-mccheese/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Tragically Smothered To Death By Horde of Enamored Women After Backing Into Parking Space

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Touching: Biden Builds Sandcastle To Honor Murdered American Hostage

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Woman Who Got Soldiers Killed Condemns Man Who Comforted Their Families

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9 Things That Should Instantly Disqualify A Person From Voting

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Family Unsure If Watching Beautiful Meteor Shower Or Just Boeing Plane

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8-Day-Old Jewish Baby Excited For Cool Party They're Throwing For Him And Hey Why Are All The Women Leaving And Who Is This Guy In The Robes

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-day-old-jewish-baby-excited-for-this-cool-party-theyre-throwing-for-him-and-hey-whats-that-sharp-metal-thing/?utm_source=fediverse

Challenger Kamala Harris Agrees To Debate Incumbent Kamala Harris

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10 Best Moments From ‘The Rings Of Power’ Season 2 Premiere

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Pro-Lifers Excited To Choose Between Moderate Amount Of Baby Murder And High Amount of Baby Murder

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Tim Walz Promises To Ensure All Violent Migrant Gangs Have Access To Free Tampons

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NFL Fans Excited For Start Of Taylor Swift Season

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Majority Of Wives Admit They Only Clean The House So They Can Smugly Apologize For How Messy It Is When Their Friends Come Over

https://babylonbee.com/news/majority-of-wives-admit-they-only-clean-the-house-so-they-can-smugly-apologize-for-how-messy-it-is-when-their-friends-come-ov/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden

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Five Guys Down To Just Two Guys After California Minimum Wage Increase

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‘What Do YOU Think My Policies Might Be?’ Kamala Harris Asks CNN’s Dana Bash During Interview

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8 Signs Guys Are Best Friends

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Man's Therapist Suggests He May Just Have An Abusive Relationship With His Favorite Sports Team

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