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Trump Accused Of Inappropriately Touching The Hearts Of Millions Of Americans

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We Got A Sneak Peek At 9 Haikus Jordan Peterson Is Getting Ready To Post On X

https://babylonbee.com/news/sneak-peek-9-haikus-jordan-peterson-is-tweeting-soon/?utm_source=fediverse

LA Times Staff Resigns After Being Asked To Publish Facts

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-times-staff-resigns-after-being-asked-to-publish-facts/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Finds 100% Of Male Hikers Are Imagining They Are On A Quest During The Third Age Of Middle-Earth

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-finds-100-of-male-hikers-are-imagining-they-are-on-a-quest-during-the-third-age-of-middle-earth/?utm_source=fediverse

Final Nail In The Coffin? Former Blockbuster Employee Accuses Trump Of Failing To Return VHS Tape Of 'Baby Geniuses' In 1999

https://babylonbee.com/news/final-nail-in-the-coffin-former-blockbuster-employee-accuses-trump-of-failing-to-return-vhs-tape-of-baby-geniuses-in-1999/?utm_source=fediverse

Smaller, Less Glorious Heaven Built For Presbyterians

https://babylonbee.com/news/smaller-less-glorious-heaven-built-for-presbyterians/?utm_source=fediverse

Frustrated Democrats Reportedly Consider Letting Voters Pick The Presidential Candidate Next Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-democrats-reportedly-considering-letting-voters-pick-the-presidential-candidate-next-time/?utm_source=fediverse

Worst Allegation Yet? Woman Alleges In 1993 Trump Touched Her Inappropriately With Classified Documents While Praising Hitler

https://babylonbee.com/news/nail-in-the-coffin-woman-alleges-in-1993-trump-touched-her-inappropriately-with-classified-documents-while-praising-hitler/?utm_source=fediverse

Tulsi Gabbard Finally Realizes She’s Far Too Attractive To Be A Democrat

https://babylonbee.com/news/tulsi-gabbard-finally-realizes-shes-far-too-attractive-to-be-a-democrat/?utm_source=fediverse

Gun Owners Call For Common-Sense Democrat Control

https://babylonbee.com/news/gun-ranges-call-for-common-sense-democrat-control/?utm_source=fediverse

In NBA First, LeBron And Bronny Execute Synchronized Father-Son Flop

https://babylonbee.com/news/aww-lebron-and-bronny-execute-perfectly-synchronized-father-son-flop/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Hitler

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Democrats Explain Trump Was Going To Be Hitler During His First Term, But He Forgot

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-explain-trump-was-going-to-be-hitler-during-his-first-term-but-he-forgot/?utm_source=fediverse

Church Service Enters 8th Hour after Guitarist's Delay Pedal Gets Stuck

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-service-enters-8th-hour-after-guitarists-delay-pedal-gets-stuck/?utm_source=fediverse

Moses Double-Checks Tablet And Yep, Sure Enough, 'Don't Melt Gold Down Into A Calf And Bow Down And Worship It' Is Pretty Much The First Rule On There

https://babylonbee.com/news/moses-double-checks-tablet-and-yep-sure-enough-dont-melt-gold-down-into-a-calf-and-bow-down-and-worship-it-is-pretty-much-the-first-rule-on-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Dick Cheney Excitedly Joins Democrat Party After Hearing They Get To Shoot People At Gun Ranges

https://babylonbee.com/news/giddy-dick-cheney-joins-democrat-party-after-hearing-they-get-to-shoot-people-at-gun-ranges/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Buys Clean, Non-Toxic Deodorant So He Can Smell Like Sandalwood And Also B.O.

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-buys-clean-non-toxic-deodorant-so-he-can-smell-like-sandalwood-and-also-bo/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Begins Pre-Bedtime Ritual Of Chilling Feet In Freezer

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-begins-pre-bedtime-ritual-of-chilling-feet-in-freezer/?utm_source=fediverse

10 More Images Of Trump That ‘Newsweek’ Is Warning Might Be A.I.-Generated

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-images-of-trump-that-newsweek-is-warning-might-be-ai-generated/?utm_source=fediverse

Matt Chandler Condemns Republicans For Cleverly Winning Christian Vote By Coming Out Against Murder

https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-chandler-condemns-republicans-for-cleverly-winning-christian-vote-by-coming-out-against-murder/?utm_source=fediverse