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Efficiency: New DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Pledges To Cut K-9 Workforce By 90%

https://babylonbee.com/news/efficiency-new-dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-pledges-to-cut-k-9-workforce-by-90/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-abolishing-department-of-education-could-result-in-kids-being-too-smart-to-vote-for-democrats/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-is-graciously-offering-to-hire-any-laid-off-employee-from-fake-news-rival-cnn/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Administration Declares Trump Cabinet Picks ‘Unqualified’

https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-cabinet-picks-are-unqualified-says-party-of-pete-buttigieg-rachel-levine-kjp-sam-brinton/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Enraged At Border Czar Vowing To Secure The Border

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-enraged-at-border-czar-vowing-to-secure-the-border/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Terrifying Ways Trump Could Destroy The Entire World

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Woman Not In The Mood For Comedy Turns On SNL

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-not-in-the-mood-for-comedy-turns-on-snl/?utm_source=fediverse

Tesla Introduces Self-Crashing Car For Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/tesla-introduces-self-crashing-car-for-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Insult To injury: African Kids Receive Overstock Harris-Walz Hats To Wear With Their Yankees World Championship Shirts

https://babylonbee.com/news/insult-to-injury-african-kids-receive-overstock-harris-walz-hats-to-wear-with-their-yankees-world-championship-shirts/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Assures Californians They Will Be Safe From All The Trump Administration's Prosperity, Safety, Lower Prices

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-assures-californians-they-will-be-safe-from-all-the-trump-administrations-prosperity-safety-lower-prices/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee Guide To The Apocalypse Has Arrived!

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Democrats Vow To Improve Their Outreach To 'Bigoted Misogynists'

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-vow-to-improve-their-outreach-to-bigoted-misogynists/?utm_source=fediverse

Alex Jones And 10 Other Exciting Trump Cabinet Picks

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Sad: Candidate Who Bankrupted Campaign Will Never Have Opportunity To Fix Nation’s Economy

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-candidate-who-bankrupted-campaign-account-will-never-have-opportunity-to-fix-nations-economy/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Announces New Plan To Make Americans Healthier By Pointing And Laughing At Fat Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-announces-new-plan-to-make-americans-healthier-by-pointing-and-laughing-at-fat-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

The Future Is Finally Here: Elon Announces He Has Invented Those Glowy Power Cylinders With Handles At The Top That You Push Into A Slot And Then Turn The Handle To Lock Into Place

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-future-is-finally-here-elon-announces-he-has-invented-those-glowy-power-cylinders-with-handles-at-the-top-that-you-push-into-a-slot-and-then-turn-the-handle-to-lock-into-place/?utm_source=fediverse

It Has Begun: JD Vance Sneaks Into Woman's House To Check If She's On Her Period

https://babylonbee.com/news/it-has-begun-jd-vance-sneaks-into-womans-house-to-check-if-shes-on-her-period/?utm_source=fediverse

Breaking: Trump Paid Hulk Hogan For His Appearance At The RNC With 3 Scratch-Offs And A Meatball Sub

https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-trump-paid-hulk-hogan-for-his-appearance-at-the-rnc-with-3-scratch-offs-and-a-meatball-sub/?utm_source=fediverse

Congressional Republicans Say They're Working Hard To Figure Out How To Squander The Next Two Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/congressional-republicans-say-theyre-working-hard-to-figure-out-how-to-squander-the-next-two-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Report Reveals Kamala Spent Half Her Campaign Budget On Packet Of Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-reveals-kamala-spent-half-her-campaign-budget-on-packet-of-professor-copperfields-miracle-legumes/?utm_source=fediverse