The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

All Other MLB Teams Forced To Forfeit As Dodgers Sign Every Baseball Player In Existence

https://babylonbee.com/news/all-other-mlb-teams-forced-to-forfeit-as-dodgers-sign-every-baseball-player-in-existence/?utm_source=fediverse

Excited Lobbyists Line Up Outside Capitol For Doorbuster Deals On Congressmen

https://babylonbee.com/news/excited-lobbyists-line-up-outside-capitol-for-early-bird-deals-on-congressmen/?utm_source=fediverse

Are You An Alcoholic? Look For These Warning Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/are-you-an-alcoholic-look-for-these-warning-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Does His Part To Prepare For Thanksgiving By Not Going Into Kitchen So He Won't Be In The Way

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-does-his-part-to-prepare-for-thanksgiving-meal-by-not-going-into-kitchen-and-staying-out-of-the-way/?utm_source=fediverse

'Don't Let Anyone Take Your Power,' Tipsy Aunt Kamala Tells Confused Five-Year-Olds at Thanksgiving Kids' Table

https://babylonbee.com/news/dont-let-anyone-take-your-power-drunken-aunt-kamala-tells-confused-five-year-olds-at-thanksgiving-kiddie-table/?utm_source=fediverse

Southern Wife Arrested For Failing To Serve Drinks In Mason Jars

https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-wife-arrested-for-failing-to-serve-drinks-in-mason-jars/?utm_source=fediverse

We Asked 12 Public Figures What They're Thankful For This Year. Here's What They Said

https://babylonbee.com/news/we-asked-12-public-figures-what-theyre-thankful-for-this-year-heres-what-they-said/?utm_source=fediverse

Israel Asks Hezbollah To Please Wait By Pagers For Message Announcing Start Of Ceasefire

https://babylonbee.com/news/israel-asks-hezbollah-to-please-wait-by-pagers-for-message-announcing-start-of-ceasefire/?utm_source=fediverse

Even Better Film Adaptation Of Lord of the Rings Will Just Be An Old British Guy Reading The Books Out Loud For 56 Hours

https://babylonbee.com/news/even-better-film-adaptation-of-lord-of-the-rings-will-just-be-an-old-british-guy-reading-the-books-out-loud-for-56-hours/?utm_source=fediverse

'I Sure Love Pumpkin Pie,' Says Man Spraying Gallon Of Reddi-Whip Over Pumpkin Pie

https://babylonbee.com/news/i-sure-love-pumpkin-pie-says-man-spraying-gallon-of-reddi-whip-over-pumpkin-pie/?utm_source=fediverse

To Address Surge In Sexual Assault, Denver Mayor Announces Mass Deportation Of Women Joggers

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-address-increase-in-sexual-assault-denver-mayor-announces-mass-deportation-of-women-joggers/?utm_source=fediverse

Hungover Kamala Harris Gets Sinking Feeling While Checking If She Drunk-Posted Anything Yesterday

https://babylonbee.com/news/hungover-kamala-harris-gets-sinking-feeling-while-checking-if-she-drunk-posted-anything-yesterday/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Officially Unburdened By Sobriety

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-officially-unburdened-by-sobriety/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Things Public Schools Won't Tell You About The First Thanksgiving

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-public-schools-wont-tell-you-about-the-first-thanksgiving/?utm_source=fediverse

Ariana Grande Asks Producers If 'Wicked' Has Made Enough Money For Her To Get A Hot Meal

https://babylonbee.com/news/ariana-grande-asks-producers-if-wicked-has-made-enough-money-for-her-to-get-a-hot-meal/?utm_source=fediverse

12-Year-Old Jesus Amazes Temple Teachers By Completing Cracker Barrel Peg Game On First Try

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-year-old-jesus-amazes-temple-teachers-by-completing-cracker-barrel-peg-game-on-first-try/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces Plan To Deport 5,000 Illegal Immigrants In One Pre-Owned Honda Civic Hatchback

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-plan-to-deport-5000-illegal-immigrants-in-one-pre-owned-honda-civic-hatchback/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Kamala's 2028 Campaign Already $700 Million In Debt

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-kamalas-2028-campaign-already-700-million-in-debt/?utm_source=fediverse

Gregorian Monks Now Offer Second Sunday Service With Upbeat Contemporary Chants

https://babylonbee.com/news/gregorian-monks-now-offer-second-sunday-service-with-upbeat-contemporary-chants/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Proposes 25 Percent Tariff On Imports From California

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-proposes-25-percent-tariff-on-imports-from-california/?utm_source=fediverse