The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Hoping To Win Back Conservatives, Disney Announces New Animated Film 'Jumpy The Homo-Punching Kangaroo'

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Reformed Man Spends Relaxing Lord’s Day Blasting People In Theological Arguments Online

https://babylonbee.com/news/reformed-man-rests-on-the-lords-day-by-blasting-people-in-theological-arguments-online/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Names Buc-ee's Beaver Secretary Of Transportation

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-names-buc-ee-the-beaver-as-secretary-of-transportation/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-places-more-positive-and-uplifting-than-social-media/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Man Fondly Recalls Christian Music Being Cool Those Three Days After 'Jesus Freak' Came Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-fondly-recalls-christian-music-being-cool-those-three-days-after-jesus-freak-came-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Finally Claims Title Of Worst Living President

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-finally-claims-title-of-worst-living-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Jimmy Carter To Skip Trump Inauguration

https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-carter-to-skip-trump-inauguration/?utm_source=fediverse

The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-the-h-1b-visa-controversy/?utm_source=fediverse

Aw, Crap: DOGE Announces It’s Replacing Baseball With Cricket

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-crap-doge-announces-its-replacing-baseball-with-cricket/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberal White Woman Really Hoping A Black Shows Up To Her Kwanzaa Party This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-white-woman-really-hoping-a-black-shows-up-to-her-kwanzaa-party-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Every Single Toy Gifted On Christmas Is Now Broken

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-finds-every-single-toy-gifted-on-christmas-is-now-broken/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Tells Kids About Good Old Days When You Didn't Need To Download Firmware Updates For Toy Trains

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-tells-kids-about-good-old-days-when-you-didnt-need-to-download-firmware-updates-for-toy-trains/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces Anyone Who Drinks Tea Instead Of Coffee Will Be Arrested On Suspicion Of Being A British Spy

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-anyone-who-drinks-tea-instead-of-coffee-will-be-arrested-on-suspicion-of-being-a-british-spy/?utm_source=fediverse

In Lieu Of Coal, Santa Gives Naughty Children Season Tickets For The Chicago White Sox

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-lieu-of-coal-santa-gives-naughty-children-season-tickets-for-the-chicago-white-sox/?utm_source=fediverse

Depraved Lawlessness: Biden Issues Full Pardon To Blippi

https://babylonbee.com/news/depraved-lawlessness-biden-issues-full-pardon-to-blippi/?utm_source=fediverse

California Announces Mass Deportation Of U.S. Citizens

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-announces-mass-deportation-of-us-citizens/?utm_source=fediverse

Mary Sighs Patiently As Wise Men Begin ‘Mary Did You Know?’ A Capella

https://babylonbee.com/news/mary-sighs-patiently-as-wise-men-begin-mary-did-you-know-a-capella/?utm_source=fediverse

Little Drummer Boy Finally Leaves The Stable And Oh No! Here Comes Little Bagpipe Boy!

https://babylonbee.com/news/little-drummer-boy-finally-leaves-the-stable-and-oh-no-here-comes-little-bagpipe-boy/?utm_source=fediverse

'Ok, Who Got Me The MAGA Hat?' Asks Kamala Harris As Jill Biden Stifles Laughter

https://babylonbee.com/news/ok-who-got-me-the-maga-hat-asks-kamala-harris-as-jill-biden-stifles-laughter/?utm_source=fediverse

Luigi Mangione To Host Next Week's Episode Of 'SNL'

https://babylonbee.com/news/luigi-mangione-to-host-next-weeks-episode-of-snl/?utm_source=fediverse