The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

FBI Asks X Users To Please Stop Solving Crimes Before They Do

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'Ugh, Rory Is Way Too Good For Logan,' Says Husband Who Told Wife Her Show Looked Dumb Just A Few Hours Ago

https://babylonbee.com/news/ugh-rory-is-way-too-good-for-logan-says-husband-who-told-wife-her-show-looked-dumb-just-a-few-hours-ago/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Announces New Year Resolutions For Husband

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-announces-new-year-resolutions-for-husband/?utm_source=fediverse

Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers

https://babylonbee.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-voted-worst-vehicle-by-national-association-of-terrorist-car-bombers/?utm_source=fediverse

Disney Announces Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake Of Animated Remake Of Live-Action Remake

https://babylonbee.com/news/disney-announces-live-action-remake-of-animated-remake-of-live-action-remake-of-animated-remake-of-live-action-remake/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Assures Nation It Will Put Its Most Diverse Agents On Terror Case

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-assures-nation-it-will-put-its-most-diverse-agents-on-terror-case/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating 'This Is Not A Terrorist Attack'

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-confirms-terrorist-attack-by-stating-this-is-not-a-terrorist-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Insists Jimmy Carter Is Still Sharp And Focused Behind Closed Doors

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-insists-jimmy-carter-is-still-sharp-and-focused-behind-closed-doors/?utm_source=fediverse

Ketanji Brown Jackson Embarks On ‘Read The Constitution In A Year’ Plan

https://babylonbee.com/news/ketanji-brown-jackson-embarks-on-read-the-constitution-in-a-year-plan/?utm_source=fediverse

History Made As NBA Teams Play Entire Game Without Dribbling

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The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2025

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Hoping To Win Back Conservatives, Disney Announces New Animated Film 'Jumpy The Homo-Punching Kangaroo'

https://babylonbee.com/news/hoping-to-win-back-conservatives-disney-announces-new-animated-film-jumpy-the-homo-punching-kangaroo/?utm_source=fediverse

Reformed Man Spends Relaxing Lord’s Day Blasting People In Theological Arguments Online

https://babylonbee.com/news/reformed-man-rests-on-the-lords-day-by-blasting-people-in-theological-arguments-online/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Names Buc-ee's Beaver Secretary Of Transportation

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-names-buc-ee-the-beaver-as-secretary-of-transportation/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Places More Positive And Uplifting Than Social Media

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Local Man Fondly Recalls Christian Music Being Cool Those Three Days After 'Jesus Freak' Came Out

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-man-fondly-recalls-christian-music-being-cool-those-three-days-after-jesus-freak-came-out/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Finally Claims Title Of Worst Living President

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-finally-claims-title-of-worst-living-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Jimmy Carter To Skip Trump Inauguration

https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-carter-to-skip-trump-inauguration/?utm_source=fediverse

The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-the-h-1b-visa-controversy/?utm_source=fediverse

Aw, Crap: DOGE Announces It’s Replacing Baseball With Cricket

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-crap-doge-announces-its-replacing-baseball-with-cricket/?utm_source=fediverse