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With TikTok Ban, Americans Now Only Being Spied On By Pentagon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Samsung, Doorbell, Toaster

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After Losing Access To TikTok, Zoomers Frantically Ask Grandparents How To Use Facebook

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Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-confirms-that-before-declaring-new-amendment-he-talked-to-respected-constitutional-scholars-beavis-and-butthead/?utm_source=fediverse

With TikTok Banned, China Forced To Spy On Americans By Hiding Little Cameras In Fortune Cookies

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Ohtani Generously Donates 7 At-Bats' Worth Of Salary To California Fire Victims

https://babylonbee.com/news/ohtani-generously-donates-7-at-bats-worth-of-salary-to-california-fire-victims/?utm_source=fediverse

Babylon Bee Fashion Tip: Ladies, Choose Your Rattiest Set Of Pajamas To Wear To The Airport

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Gen Z: Here Are 15 Things You Can Do With Your Time Now That TikTok Is Banned

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Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok

https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-z-upset-about-tiktok-ban-for-43-seconds-which-is-the-maximum-amount-of-time-they-can-focus-on-something-thanks-to-tiktok/?utm_source=fediverse

Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem

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Success: After 20 Years Of Adulthood, Man Finally Able To Take A Sip Of Black Coffee Without Grimacing

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Announcement: The Babylon Bee To Shut Down As There Will Be Nothing To Make Fun Of During The Perfect Trump Administration

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Shocking Photos Emerge Of Pete Davidson Dating Marylin Monroe In 1958

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Airline Says It Will Cost Extra If You Want To Bring Your Legs Onboard

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Retired Parents With Open Calendar Want To Know Why You Don't Put Your 8 Kids In A Car And Drive 3000 Miles To See Them More Often

https://babylonbee.com/news/retired-parents-with-open-calendar-want-to-know-why-you-dont-put-your-8-kids-in-a-car-and-drive-3000-miles-to-see-them-more-often/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama To Divorce Michelle After Discovering She’s Actually A Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-to-divorce-michelle-after-discovering-shes-actually-a-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Remembering The Golden Years: Here Are The 11 Best Moments Of Biden’s Presidency

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Kamala Harris Delivers Farewell Address To A Bunch Of Beanie Babies Spread Out On Her Bed

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Head Of Crime Family Warns About Dangers Of Corruption

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Biden Takes Credit For Developing Dementia So Kamala Would Take His Place And Lose To Trump So Hamas Would Release Hostages

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-takes-credit-for-developing-dementia-so-kamala-would-take-his-place-and-lose-to-trump-so-hamas-would-release-hostages/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Biblical Prophecies That Were Fulfilled By Trump

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