The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Democracy is dead because Trump killed it by being elected to a second presidential term. But could he kill it even more by serving a third term as president?

U.S. — An exciting new documentary has just been released, which presents a total of 15 minutes of interesting information over the course of 10 hour-long episodes.

U.S. — It's a welcome act of God's gracious providence: all the indications show that they're finally playing a good old classic hymn in your church.

PORTLAND, OR — Even people with the most secure jobs in booming industries reported feeling the widespread financial squeeze, with one local Tesla bomber forced…

GIZA — Researchers have made a startling discovery about what lies beneath the Great Pyramids: it's sand.

NEW YORK, NY — Continuing to find every equipment modification that could give them a competitive edge, the New York Yankees closed out their season-opening series…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump assuaged fears that he would seek an unconstitutional third term as President by suggesting he may instead become an immortal…

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GREENLAND — In a bid to sweeten the offer of becoming an American territory, Vice President JD Vance has offered Greenland the Statue of Liberty.

PLANO, TX — Local seven-year-old Benjamin Gunther was outed as a homeschooler after he looked an adult directly in the eyes while speaking in complete sentences.

U.S. — After decades of discussion, theologians have confirmed that missing church is totally fine so long as it's for a kid's travel ball league.

LEGOLAND, CA — Representatives from LEGO gathered at Legoland in San Diego to unveil a new series of building sets called ‘California Home' that requires kids to…

RUIDOSO, NM — Local man Pete Blanton has decided to refrain from reading the Bible so as not to dampen the excitement of watching the Passion of the Christ sequel.

SEATTLE, WA — In a beautiful, heartwarming call for universal peace, liberals took several stolen, burning Teslas and arranged them to spell out "Coexist."

NUUK — Vice President JD Vance was met with a cold reception early Friday when he arrived in Greenland to find a grand army furiously making snowballs to defend…

U.S. — Kart Rite Manufacturing (KRM) issued a nationwide recall this week following the discovery of a grocery store shopping cart that had four properly functioning…

HOLLYWOOD, CA — Movie production has officially ceased, ending the dreams of aspiring actors and screenwriters everywhere, as all Hollywood studios collectively…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The controversy surrounding Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth and his tattoo choices intensified earlier this week after he unveiled a brand-new…

LONDON — British authorities took one of the U.K.'s most dangerous individuals off the streets, with police announcing the arrest of an 80-year-old woman for using…

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced this week that he was leaving office in order to take an even more powerful position as a U.S. District Court…