JD Vance Takes Over As Host Of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'
https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-takes-over-as-host-of-jimmy-kimmel-live/?utm_source=fediverse
The Babylon Bee Is Outraged To Learn Jimmy Kimmel Was Canceled Just For Being MAGA Republican
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-is-outraged-to-learn-jimmy-kimmel-was-canceled-just-for-being-maga-republican/?utm_source=fediverse
'This Is A Both Sides Issue,' Says Side That Assassinated Charlie Kirk, Shot President Trump, Tried To Assassinate Kavanaugh, Tried To Assassinate Trump Again, Murdered Schoolkids In Minnesota, Shot Steve Scalise, Firebombed Governor Shapiro (cont'd)
https://babylonbee.com/news/this-is-a-both-sides-issue-says-side-that-assassinated-charlie-kirk-shot-president-trump-tried-to-assassinate-kavanaugh-tried-to-assassinate-trump-again-murdered-schoolkids-in-nashville-shot-/?utm_source=fediverse
Idiot Waves You Through Stop Sign When It's Clearly His Turn
https://babylonbee.com/news/idiot-waves-you-through-stop-sign-when-its-clearly-his-turn/?utm_source=fediverse
Don't Call Your Wife Beautiful. Use These Less Sexist Compliments Instead
https://babylonbee.com/news/dont-call-your-wife-beautiful-use-these-less-sexist-compliments-instead/?utm_source=fediverse
Matt Gutman Tears Up While Citing 'Personal, Touching' Mein Kampf
https://babylonbee.com/news/matt-gutman-tears-up-while-citing-personal-touching-mein-kampf/?utm_source=fediverse
7 Subtle Clues The Shooter May Have Been A Leftist
https://babylonbee.com/news/7-subtle-clues-the-shooter-may-have-been-a-lefty/?utm_source=fediverse
Southern Baptist Convention Lifts Ban On Sex After Marriage
https://babylonbee.com/news/southern-baptist-convention-lifts-ban-on-sex-after-marriage/?utm_source=fediverse
WaPo Journalist Wins Pulitzer Prize For 'Best Fabricated Quote'
https://babylonbee.com/news/wapo-journalist-wins-pulitzer-prize-for-best-fabricated-quote/?utm_source=fediverse
Dearborn Changes Name To 'Dearborn Islamic Caliphate Of Michigan'
https://babylonbee.com/news/dearborn-mayor-launches-jihad-against-ohio/?utm_source=fediverse
Satan Blowin’ Up As Top Influencer On Bluesky
https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-blowin-up-as-top-influencer-on-bluesky/?utm_source=fediverse
Pam Bondi Honors Charlie Kirk's Legacy By Doing Exact Opposite Of Charlie Kirk
https://babylonbee.com/news/pam-bondi-honors-charlie-kirks-legacy-by-doing-exact-opposite-of-charlie-kirk/?utm_source=fediverse
10 Jobs Perfect For Those Recently Fired For Hateful Posts
https://babylonbee.com/news/10-jobs-perfect-for-those-recently-fired-for-hateful-posts/?utm_source=fediverse
'New York Times' Issues Minor Clarification That Charlie Kirk Said 'Hitler Is Bad', Not 'Hitler Is Good'
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-times-issues-minor-clarification-that-charlie-kirk-said-hitler-is-bad-not-hitler-is-good/?utm_source=fediverse
JD Vance To Leave Politics To Host 'Lord Of The Rings' Fan Podcast
https://babylonbee.com/news/jd-vance-to-leave-politics-to-host-lord-of-the-rings-fan-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse
New To Church? Here Are 10 Things You Need To Know
https://babylonbee.com/news/new-to-church-here-are-10-things-you-need-to-know/?utm_source=fediverse
Trump Approves Congressional Plan To Get Emotional Girls To All Wear Mood Rings
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-approves-congressional-plan-to-get-emotional-girls-to-all-wear-mood-rings/?utm_source=fediverse
Democrats Confused After Seeing Conservatives Hold Weird Molotov Cocktail That Never Explodes
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-confused-after-seeing-conservatives-hold-weird-molotov-cocktail-that-never-explodes/?utm_source=fediverse
FBI Debates Whether Or Not They Should Investigate ‘Tranny Terrorist Murder Planning Committee’ Discord Channel
https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-debates-whether-or-not-they-should-investigate-tranny-terrorist-murder-planning-committee-discord-channel/?utm_source=fediverse
Wife Disappointed To Learn Husband Doesn't Actually Have Two Tickets To The Gun Show
https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-disappointed-to-learn-husband-doesnt-actually-have-two-tickets-to-the-gun-show/?utm_source=fediverse
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