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Nation Resets 'Days Since Leftist Terrorist Attack' Counter Back To Zero

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-resets-days-since-leftist-terrorist-attack-counter-back-to-zero/?utm_source=fediverse

Logo Update: Democrat Donkey Now Holding Sniper Rifle

https://babylonbee.com/news/logo-update-democrat-donkey-now-holding-sniper-rifle/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Does Speaking Tour To Remind Nation Why Trump Is President

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-does-speaking-tour-to-remind-nation-why-trump-is-president/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Trump Slams Boring, Ratings-Challenged Show 'The Apprentice' -- And Wow! NBC Is Bringing It Back

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-slams-boring-ratings-challenged-show-the-apprentice----and-wow-nbc-is-bringing-it-back/?utm_source=fediverse

Rough Week For Liberal Comedy As Kimmel's, Colbert's Monthly Cycles Sync Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/rough-week-for-liberal-comedy-as-kimmels-colberts-monthly-cycles-sync-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Dog CDC Announces Eating Own Poo Completely Safe

https://babylonbee.com/news/dog-cdc-announces-eating-own-poo-completely-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

'It's Still Early, There's A Lot Of Baseball Left,' Says Man Whose Team Is Losing By 7 Runs In The 9th

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-still-early-theres-a-lot-of-baseball-left-says-man-whose-team-is-losing-by-7-runs-in-the-9th/?utm_source=fediverse

Pregnant Women Begin Downing Tylenol In Hopes Sons Will Start Electric Car Companies And Become Billionaires

https://babylonbee.com/news/pregnant-women-begin-downing-tylenol-in-hopes-sons-will-start-electric-car-companies-and-become-billionaires/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Begs Brigitte Macron To Please, Please Not Submit Photographic Proof She Is Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-begs-brigitte-macron-to-please-please-not-submit-photographic-proof-she-is-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Sinful, Rebellious Homeschooler Stays Up Past 9:30 To Read Chronicles Of Narnia

https://babylonbee.com/news/sinful-rebellious-homeschooler-stays-up-past-930-to-read-chronicles-of-narnia/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Announces It’s Actually Fine To Eat The Stuff In The Little Pouch That Says 'Do Not Eat'

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-announces-its-actually-fine-to-eat-the-stuff-in-the-little-pouch-that-says-do-not-eat/?utm_source=fediverse

ABC Unfires Jimmy Kimmel For Offensive Comments So They Can Instead Fire Him For Not Being Funny

https://babylonbee.com/news/abc-unfires-jimmy-kimmel-for-offensive-comments-so-they-can-instead-fire-him-for-not-being-funny/?utm_source=fediverse

Calvinism In Decline After Trump And RFK Cure Autism

https://babylonbee.com/news/calvinism-in-decline-after-trump-and-rfk-cure-autism/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN: Charlie Kirk Memorial 'Mostly Hateful'

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-charlie-kirk-memorial-mostly-hateful/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Causes Of Autism Newly Revealed By RFK Jr.

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-causes-of-autism-newly-revealed-by-rfk-jr/?utm_source=fediverse

Canada Tries Clever Counter-Terrorism Strategy Of Giving Terrorists Everything They Want

https://babylonbee.com/news/canada-tries-clever-counter-terrorism-strategy-of-giving-terrorists-everything-they-want/?utm_source=fediverse

Awkward Moment As Trump And Elon Caught On Kiss Cam

https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward-moment-as-trump-and-elon-caught-on-kiss-cam/?utm_source=fediverse

Nazi Rally Inspires Millions To Forgive And Love Their Enemies

https://babylonbee.com/news/nazi-rally-inspires-millions-to-forgive-and-love-their-enemies/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Loses Debate Against Cardboard Cutout Of Charlie Kirk

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-loses-debate-against-cardboard-cutout-of-charlie-kirk/?utm_source=fediverse

Satan: 'I've Made A Huge Mistake'

https://babylonbee.com/news/satan-ive-made-a-huge-mistake/?utm_source=fediverse