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4D Chess: Trump Says Chugging Windex May Be Harmful, Causing Millions Of Democrats To Chug Windex

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-says-chugging-windex-may-be-harmful-causing-millions-of-democrats-to-chug-windex/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala's Audiobook Lets You Pick Which Kamala Accent You Want To Hear For Each Chapter

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamalas-audiobook-lets-you-pick-which-kamala-accent-you-want-to-hear-for-each-chapter/?utm_source=fediverse

Americans Return To Not Watching Jimmy Kimmel By Choice

https://babylonbee.com/news/americans-return-to-not-watching-jimmy-kimmel-by-choice/?utm_source=fediverse

Hamas Calls On Democrats To Tone Down Violence

https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-calls-on-democrats-to-tone-down-violence/?utm_source=fediverse

8 New Pictures Added To The Presidential Walk Of Fame

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-new-pictures-added-to-the-presidential-walk-of-fame/?utm_source=fediverse

Ammo Company Unveils New Giant Shell Casing With More Room For Left-Wing Terrorists To Write Out All Their Motives In Detail

https://babylonbee.com/news/ammo-company-unveils-new-giant-shell-casing-with-more-room-for-left-wing-terrorists-to-write-out-all-their-motives-in-detail/?utm_source=fediverse

Hillary Says We All Must Stop Pointing Fingers, As We All Know The Republicans Are To Blame

https://babylonbee.com/news/hillary-says-we-all-must-stop-pointing-fingers-as-we-all-know-the-republicans-are-to-blame/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Ways To Instantly Become More Attractive And Youthful Looking

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-to-instantly-become-more-attractive-and-youthful-looking/?utm_source=fediverse

More Winning: Trump To Demolish UN Building And Replace With UFC Arena

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-winning-trump-to-demolish-un-building-and-replace-with-ufc-arena/?utm_source=fediverse

Holy Spirit Patiently Waiting For Key Change

https://babylonbee.com/news/holy-spirit-patiently-waiting-for-key-change/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Resets 'Days Since Leftist Terrorist Attack' Counter Back To Zero

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-resets-days-since-leftist-terrorist-attack-counter-back-to-zero/?utm_source=fediverse

Logo Update: Democrat Donkey Now Holding Sniper Rifle

https://babylonbee.com/news/logo-update-democrat-donkey-now-holding-sniper-rifle/?utm_source=fediverse

Kamala Does Speaking Tour To Remind Nation Why Trump Is President

https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-does-speaking-tour-to-remind-nation-why-trump-is-president/?utm_source=fediverse

4D Chess: Trump Slams Boring, Ratings-Challenged Show 'The Apprentice' -- And Wow! NBC Is Bringing It Back

https://babylonbee.com/news/4d-chess-trump-slams-boring-ratings-challenged-show-the-apprentice----and-wow-nbc-is-bringing-it-back/?utm_source=fediverse

Rough Week For Liberal Comedy As Kimmel's, Colbert's Monthly Cycles Sync Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/rough-week-for-liberal-comedy-as-kimmels-colberts-monthly-cycles-sync-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Dog CDC Announces Eating Own Poo Completely Safe

https://babylonbee.com/news/dog-cdc-announces-eating-own-poo-completely-safe/?utm_source=fediverse

'It's Still Early, There's A Lot Of Baseball Left,' Says Man Whose Team Is Losing By 7 Runs In The 9th

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-still-early-theres-a-lot-of-baseball-left-says-man-whose-team-is-losing-by-7-runs-in-the-9th/?utm_source=fediverse

Pregnant Women Begin Downing Tylenol In Hopes Sons Will Start Electric Car Companies And Become Billionaires

https://babylonbee.com/news/pregnant-women-begin-downing-tylenol-in-hopes-sons-will-start-electric-car-companies-and-become-billionaires/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Begs Brigitte Macron To Please, Please Not Submit Photographic Proof She Is Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-begs-brigitte-macron-to-please-please-not-submit-photographic-proof-she-is-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Sinful, Rebellious Homeschooler Stays Up Past 9:30 To Read Chronicles Of Narnia

https://babylonbee.com/news/sinful-rebellious-homeschooler-stays-up-past-930-to-read-chronicles-of-narnia/?utm_source=fediverse