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ESPN To No Longer Cover Sports, Will Focus Exclusively On WNBA

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Pope Activates Ice Powers, Builds Ice Palace While Singing In Sparkly Blue Dress

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-activates-ice-powers-builds-ice-palace-while-singing-in-sparkly-blue-dress/?utm_source=fediverse

Unitarian President Reaffirms Belief That A Man Should Not Speak In Church

https://babylonbee.com/news/unitarian-president-reaffirms-belief-that-a-man-should-not-speak-in-church/?utm_source=fediverse

Great News: Dunkin’ Donuts Announces They Have Found A Way To Make Their Donuts Even Worse

https://babylonbee.com/news/great-news-dunkin-donuts-announces-they-have-found-a-way-to-make-their-donuts-even-worse/?utm_source=fediverse

Cruel: IDF Forces Give Greta Thunberg Dry Sub Sandwich With No Mayo

https://babylonbee.com/news/cruel-idf-forces-give-greta-thunberg-dry-sub-sandwich-with-no-mayo/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Admin Announces Free Sombrero Giveaway For First 10,000 Illegals To Self-Deport

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-admin-announces-free-sombrero-giveaway-for-first-10000-illegals-to-self-deport/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-assures-travis-kelce-that-new-song-dumb-hairy-football-jock-isnt-about-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Conservative Family Cancels Netflix Account Forever For The Fifth Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/conservative-family-cancels-netflix-account-forever-for-the-fifth-time/?utm_source=fediverse

8 New Kid-Friendly Shows Coming To Netflix

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-new-kid-friendly-shows-coming-to-netflix/?utm_source=fediverse

'I'll Get A Good Night's Sleep Tomorrow Night,' Thinks Parent Every Day For 18 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/ill-get-a-good-nights-sleep-tomorrow-night-thinks-parent-every-day-for-18-years/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Prosecutes Synagogue For Provoking Attacker By Being Openly Jewish

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-prosecutes-synagogue-for-provoking-attacker-by-being-openly-jewish/?utm_source=fediverse

Chimps Honor Jane Goodall With 21-Poo Salute

https://babylonbee.com/news/chimps-honor-jane-goodall-with-21-poo-salute/?utm_source=fediverse

Analysts Suggest 'Avatar' Film Franchise Just A Giant Money Laundering Scheme

https://babylonbee.com/news/analysts-suggest-avatar-film-franchise-just-a-giant-money-laundering-scheme/?utm_source=fediverse

Sexist Pete Hegseth Demands Women Be Equal To Men

https://babylonbee.com/news/sexist-pete-hegseth-demands-women-be-equal-to-men/?utm_source=fediverse

Pope Condemns God For Instituting The Death Penalty

https://babylonbee.com/news/pope-condemns-god-for-instituting-the-death-penalty/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: With New Military Fitness Standards, Your Mom Unable To Join Military

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