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Chicago Police Cut Spending By Just Taping Off Locations That Aren’t Murder Scenes

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Study Finds Jews Are Always Cool And Nice And Their Bagels Are Great Too [This Post Sponsored By Israel For $7,000]

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Christianity Saved By 435th Book Explaining What Is Wrong With Church Today

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Democrats Warn We Are Now Further Away From World War 3 Than Ever Before

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-we-are-now-further-away-from-world-war-3-than-ever-before/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Explain To Young Republicans They're Supposed To Engrave Their Messages On Bullets

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-explain-to-young-republicans-theyre-supposed-to-engrave-their-messages-on-bullets/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Specifies To Husband Which Photo He's Allowed To Share With 'Dateline' In The Event She's Brutally Murdered

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-specifies-to-husband-which-photo-hes-allowed-to-share-with-dateline-in-the-event-shes-brutally-murdered/?utm_source=fediverse

Boomers Reveal Their Top 10 Tips For Getting Wealthy

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Exhausted Government Employees Hoping To Go Back To Work Soon So They Can Get Some Rest

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Democrats Demand Trump Stop Fanning The Flames Of Peace

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Sad Greta Thunberg Asks If Anyone Else Needs A Flotilla

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Democrats Vow To Keep Government Shut Down Until Someone Notices

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9 Fun Ways To Celebrate Columbus Day

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Asians Still Sticking With The Masks

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Baby Attains 3rd-Degree Blackbelt In Rolling Out Of Diaper Changes

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Man Buys New TV So He Can Watch NFL Refs Blow Calls In Stunning 4K Resolution

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-buys-new-tv-so-he-can-watch-nfl-refs-blow-calls-in-stunning-4k-resolution/?utm_source=fediverse

People Who Have Been Calling For A Ceasefire For Two Years Denounce Ceasefire

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Leftists Take To Streets To Protest End Of Genocide

https://babylonbee.com/news/leftists-take-to-streets-to-protest-end-of-genocide/?utm_source=fediverse

Fair: Trump Sets Letitia James's Bail At $355 Million

https://babylonbee.com/news/fair-trump-sets-letitia-jamess-bail-at-355-million/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Other People More Deserving Of Nobel Peace Prize Than Trump

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It’s Not Over Yet: Trump Still Hoping For Nobel In Literature For Latest Truth Social Post

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