The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

NBA Announces Today's Gambling Arrests Brought To You By DraftKings

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Trump Makes 73rd Trip To Home Depot Since Start Of White House Renovation

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New Disney Ride Inverts Guests And Shakes Their Wallets Out Of Their Pockets

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-disney-ride-inverts-guests-and-shakes-their-wallets-out-of-their-pockets/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Coolest Features Of Trump's New White House Ballroom

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Congress Reassures Nation Government Shutdown Will Not Affect Paychecks For Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-reassures-nation-government-shutdown-will-not-affect-paychecks-for-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

America Calls Brief Truce With Canada Until Dodgers Defeated

https://babylonbee.com/news/america-calls-brief-truce-with-canada-until-dodgers-defeated/?utm_source=fediverse

Rebel Alliance Warns Obama's Presidential Library Almost Fully Operational

https://babylonbee.com/news/rebel-alliance-warns-obamas-presidential-library-almost-fully-operational/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh Oh: Trump Just Commandeered An Excavator And He's Heading For The Capitol

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-trump-just-commandeered-an-excavator-and-hes-heading-for-the-lincoln-memorial/?utm_source=fediverse

Next 'No Kings' Protest To End By 4 P.M. So Everyone Can Get Home In Time For 'Matlock'

https://babylonbee.com/news/next-no-kings-protest-to-end-by-4-pm-so-everyone-can-get-home-in-time-for-matlock/?utm_source=fediverse

Worse And Worse: Platner Also Has A Nickelback Tattoo

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Louvre Announces They Have Installed A Ring Camera

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Trump Unveils White House Water Slide

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Trump Declares White House 'ICE Free Zone' Until Construction On New Ballroom Is Done

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-asks-if-ice-can-please-hold-off-on-dc-raids-until-new-ballroom-is-done/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Replaces Personality With New Smoker

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-replaces-personality-with-new-smoker/?utm_source=fediverse

LeBron Performs Ceremonial Flop To Open New NBA Season

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Black Bears Demand To Be Referred To As 'Bears Of Color'

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Is It A Sin? Ask The Babylon Bee

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White House Construction Crew Finds 1,357 More Cocaine Stashes

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-construction-crew-finds-1357-more-cocaine-stashes/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Welcomes Top Australian Diplomat To White House

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-approval-rating-skyrockets-after-he-invites-blueys-dad-to-white-house/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Enjoy Their Favorite Pastime Of Holding All-White Rallies

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-enjoy-their-favorite-pastime-of-holding-all-white-rallies/?utm_source=fediverse