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9 Best Times To Interrupt Whatever Your Husband Is Doing To Tell A Long Story

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-best-times-to-interrupt-whatever-your-husband-is-doing-to-tell-a-long-story/?utm_source=fediverse

Mayor McCheese Reelected For 60th Straight Term

https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-mccheese-reelected-for-60th-straight-term/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: This Guy Discovered The Cure To Cancer But He Posted It On Threads And No One Saw It

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-this-guy-discovered-the-cure-to-cancer-but-he-posted-it-on-threads-and-no-one-saw-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Moves Mayor's Office Under Children's Hospital

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-moves-mayors-office-under-childrens-hospital/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's Depression Once Again Cured By Watching Sam's Speech From 'The Two Towers'

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-depression-once-again-cured-by-watching-sams-speech-from-the-two-towers/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Confirm ‘BurgerTime’ Greatest Game Ever Made

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-burgertime-greatest-game-ever-made/?utm_source=fediverse

State Department Issues Travel Advisory For New York City

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-department-issues-travel-advisory-for-new-york-city/?utm_source=fediverse

Jay Jones' Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone's Children

https://babylonbee.com/news/jay-jones-campaign-sends-out-celebratory-text-threatening-to-kill-everyones-children/?utm_source=fediverse

Zohran Mamdani Horrified To Discover He Now Has A Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/zohran-mamdani-horrified-to-discover-he-now-has-a-job/?utm_source=fediverse

'Surgery Was The Right Call,' Says Doctor While Handing You A Bill For $450,000

https://babylonbee.com/news/surgery-was-the-right-call-says-doctor-while-handing-you-a-bill-for-450000/?utm_source=fediverse

New York’s Elderly Jews Torn Between Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Jewish And Man Who Would Kill Them For Being Elderly

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-yorks-elderly-jews-torn-between-man-who-would-kill-them-for-being-jewish-and-man-who-would-kill-them-for-being-elderly/?utm_source=fediverse

Death Of Awkward Conversation Marked By Simultaneous Drink Sipping

https://babylonbee.com/news/death-of-awkward-conversation-marked-by-simultaneous-drink-sipping/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Announces Plan To Blame Racism After His Policies Fail

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-announces-plan-to-blame-racism-after-his-policies-fail/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Dick Cheney Dies Before Getting To See World War III

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-dick-cheney-dies-before-getting-to-see-world-war-iii/?utm_source=fediverse

SNAP Beneficiaries Wishing There Were Some Way They Could Trade Their Labor And Services For Money To Buy Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/snap-beneficiaries-wishing-there-were-some-way-they-could-trade-their-labor-and-services-for-money-to-buy-food/?utm_source=fediverse

Taylor Swift Asks Travis Kelce How He Did In The World Series

https://babylonbee.com/news/taylor-swift-asks-travis-kelce-how-he-did-in-the-world-series/?utm_source=fediverse

L.A. Hosts Yet Another Pride Parade

https://babylonbee.com/news/la-hosts-yet-another-pride-parade/?utm_source=fediverse

Christians In Nigeria Disguise Themselves As Palestinians So People Will Care About Them Being Genocided

https://babylonbee.com/news/christians-in-nigeria-disguise-themselves-as-palestinians-so-people-will-care-about-them-being-genocided/?utm_source=fediverse

Nigerian President Promises To End Genocide If Trump Sends Upfront Fee Of $5,000 In Amazon Gift Cards

https://babylonbee.com/news/nigerian-president-promises-to-end-genocide-if-trump-sends-upfront-fee-of-5000-in-amazon-gift-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

Government Once Again Casts Nation Into 4:30 P.M. Darkness

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-once-again-casts-nation-into-430-pm-darkness/?utm_source=fediverse