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Federal Judge Overturns Solomon’s Verdict; Baby To Be Cut In Two

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-overturns-solomons-verdict-baby-to-be-cut-in-two/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-converts-to-7th-day-adventism-so-he-can-watch-nfl-all-sunday-long/?utm_source=fediverse

First Grader Anxiously Awaits Turn To Butcher ‘Für Elise’

https://babylonbee.com/news/first-grader-anxiously-awaits-turn-to-butcher-fr-elise/?utm_source=fediverse

Rockstar Announces 'GTA 6' Is Now Available And Oh No There's The Trumpet Of God And The World Is Ending!

https://babylonbee.com/news/rockstar-announces-gta-6-is-now-available-and-oh-no-theres-the-trumpet-of-god-and-the-world-is-ending/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul's Top Salesman

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-dethrones-gavin-newsom-as-u-hauls-top-salesman/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Good Works That Don't Even Require You To Get Off The Couch

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Liberals Trying To Remember What They Were Mad About Last Week

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Email Does Not Find Man Well

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With Cheney Dead, Iraq Finally Admits They Had WMDs All Along

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Man Can't Wait To Be Disappointed By His Favorite Baseball Team's Offseason Moves

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-cant-wait-to-be-disappointed-by-his-favorite-baseball-teams-offseason-moves/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Assures New Yorkers There’s No Problem Too Large For Government To Make Worse

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-assures-new-yorkers-theres-no-problem-too-large-for-government-to-make-worse/?utm_source=fediverse

Unpaid Air Traffic Controller Now Just Deliberately Sending All Planes To Duluth, Minnesota For Laughs

https://babylonbee.com/news/unpaid-air-traffic-controller-now-just-deliberately-sending-all-planes-to-duluth-minnesota-for-laughs/?utm_source=fediverse

Nancy Pelosi Prepares For Sad Future Of Outsider Trading

https://babylonbee.com/news/nancy-pelosi-prepares-for-sad-future-of-outsider-trading/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Best Times To Interrupt Whatever Your Husband Is Doing To Tell A Long Story

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-best-times-to-interrupt-whatever-your-husband-is-doing-to-tell-a-long-story/?utm_source=fediverse

Mayor McCheese Reelected For 60th Straight Term

https://babylonbee.com/news/mayor-mccheese-reelected-for-60th-straight-term/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: This Guy Discovered The Cure To Cancer But He Posted It On Threads And No One Saw It

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-this-guy-discovered-the-cure-to-cancer-but-he-posted-it-on-threads-and-no-one-saw-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Moves Mayor's Office Under Children's Hospital

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-moves-mayors-office-under-childrens-hospital/?utm_source=fediverse

Man's Depression Once Again Cured By Watching Sam's Speech From 'The Two Towers'

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-depression-once-again-cured-by-watching-sams-speech-from-the-two-towers/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Confirm ‘BurgerTime’ Greatest Game Ever Made

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-confirm-burgertime-greatest-game-ever-made/?utm_source=fediverse

State Department Issues Travel Advisory For New York City

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