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Aw Crap: You’re In Line To Give An Account Of Your Life To God Right After Tim Tebow

https://babylonbee.com/news/aw-crap-youre-in-line-to-give-an-account-of-your-life-to-god-right-after-tim-tebow/?utm_source=fediverse

With Most Players Arrested For Gambling, Air Bud Finally Called Up To NBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-most-players-arrested-for-gambling-air-bud-finally-called-up-to-nba/?utm_source=fediverse

St. Peter Getting Tired of Answering Questions About The Nephilim

https://babylonbee.com/news/st-peter-getting-tired-of-answering-questions-about-the-nephilim/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympics Change Trans Policies After Watching Old 'Mister Rogers' Episode

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympics-change-trans-policies-after-watching-old-mister-rogers-episode/?utm_source=fediverse

Banks Now Requiring Your Grandkids To Co-Sign Your 50-Year Mortgage

https://babylonbee.com/news/banks-now-requiring-your-grandkids-to-co-sign-your-50-year-mortgage/?utm_source=fediverse

Freshman At Bible College Getting Worried As He Still Hasn't Found A Wife Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/freshman-at-bible-college-getting-worried-as-he-still-hasnt-found-a-wife-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

Latest Tucker Guest Bigfoot Reveals How Mind-Controlling Chemtrails Are Sprayed Over The Flat Earth By The Jews

https://babylonbee.com/news/latest-tucker-guest-bigfoot-reveals-how-mind-controlling-chemtrails-are-sprayed-over-the-flat-earth-by-the-jews/?utm_source=fediverse

Auschwitz Guard Explains He Doesn't Hate Jews Or Anything, Just Zionists

https://babylonbee.com/news/auschwitz-guard-explains-he-doesnt-hate-jews-or-anything-just-zionists/?utm_source=fediverse

Fans Can’t Believe How Much Rock Singer Has Aged In The Last 50 Years

https://babylonbee.com/news/fans-cant-believe-how-much-rock-singer-has-aged-in-the-last-50-years/?utm_source=fediverse

Dave Ramsey In Critical Condition After Learning Of 50-Year Mortgage

https://babylonbee.com/news/dave-ramsey-in-critical-condition-after-learning-of-50-year-mortgage/?utm_source=fediverse

Congress Prepares To Pivot From Doing Nothing Because Of The Shutdown To Doing Nothing Because They’re Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/congress-prepares-to-pivot-from-doing-nothing-because-of-the-shutdown-to-doing-nothing-because-theyre-congress/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Unveils New Eternal Mortgage

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-unveils-new-eternal-mortgage/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Agree To End Shutdown In Exchange For 15% Off Coupon To Cracker Barrel

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-agree-to-end-shutdown-in-exchange-for-15-off-coupon-to-cracker-barrel/?utm_source=fediverse

Federal Judge Overturns Solomon’s Verdict; Baby To Be Cut In Two

https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-overturns-solomons-verdict-baby-to-be-cut-in-two/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Converts To 7th Day Adventism So He Can Watch NFL All Sunday Long

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-converts-to-7th-day-adventism-so-he-can-watch-nfl-all-sunday-long/?utm_source=fediverse

First Grader Anxiously Awaits Turn To Butcher ‘Für Elise’

https://babylonbee.com/news/first-grader-anxiously-awaits-turn-to-butcher-fr-elise/?utm_source=fediverse

Rockstar Announces 'GTA 6' Is Now Available And Oh No There's The Trumpet Of God And The World Is Ending!

https://babylonbee.com/news/rockstar-announces-gta-6-is-now-available-and-oh-no-theres-the-trumpet-of-god-and-the-world-is-ending/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Dethrones Gavin Newsom As U-Haul's Top Salesman

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-dethrones-gavin-newsom-as-u-hauls-top-salesman/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Good Works That Don't Even Require You To Get Off The Couch

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-good-works-that-dont-even-require-you-to-get-off-the-couch/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Trying To Remember What They Were Mad About Last Week

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-trying-to-remember-what-they-were-mad-about-last-week/?utm_source=fediverse