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Bearded 6'4" Man In A Dress Says He Needs An Awareness Week For Greater Visibility

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10 Proofs Jesus Was American

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Grandma Wonders Why Skillet Can’t Just Make Nice, Pretty Songs Riddled With False Doctrine Like Normal Christian Bands

https://babylonbee.com/news/grandma-wonders-why-skillet-cant-just-make-nice-pretty-songs-riddled-with-false-doctrine-like-normal-christian-bands/?utm_source=fediverse

With Internet Down, Your Uncle Now Forced To Go Door-To-Door To Share Fake News

https://babylonbee.com/news/with-internet-down-your-uncle-now-forced-to-go-door-to-door-to-share-fake-news/?utm_source=fediverse

Thousands Of Potentially Career-Ending Posts Thwarted By Internet Outage

https://babylonbee.com/news/32420-potentially-career-ending-posts-thwarted-by-internet-outage/?utm_source=fediverse

Megachurch Now Lets Congregants Set Pastor To 2x Preaching Speed

https://babylonbee.com/news/megachurch-now-lets-congregants-set-pastor-to-2x-preaching-speed/?utm_source=fediverse

Mom Needs You To Come Over And Fix Whatever She Did To The TV

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Troubling New Survey Shows 90 Percent Of Graduating High School Seniors Don't Know The Airspeed Velocity Of An Unladen Swallow

https://babylonbee.com/news/troubling-new-survey-shows-90-percent-of-graduating-high-school-seniors-dont-know-the-airspeed-velocity-of-an-unladen-swallow/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Now Believe Number Of The Beast Is Actually 67

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-now-believe-number-of-the-beast-is-actually-67/?utm_source=fediverse

Flintstones Vitamins With Ozempic Now Available For Fat Kids

https://babylonbee.com/news/flintstones-vitamins-with-ozempic-now-available-for-fat-kids/?utm_source=fediverse

Teenager Struggling To Stay Awake After Only Getting 14 Hours Of Sleep

https://babylonbee.com/news/teenager-struggling-to-stay-awake-after-only-getting-14-hours-of-sleep/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: MAGA Now Divided Into 77,302,580 Distinct Factions

https://babylonbee.com/news/experts-agree-maga-now-divided-into-77302580-distinct-factions/?utm_source=fediverse

New Dad-GPT Just Responds To All Queries With "OK"

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-dad-gpt-just-responds-to-all-queries-with-ok/?utm_source=fediverse

After Latest Head Injury, Fetterman Announces He's Joining Whig Party

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-latest-head-injury-fetterman-announces-hes-joining-whig-party/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Moses

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-trump-is-exactly-like-moses/?utm_source=fediverse

Bible Scholars: Paul’s Third Letter To Corinthians Was Rejected For Clearly Being AI-Generated

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-scholars-pauls-third-letter-to-corinthians-was-rejected-for-clearly-being-ai-generated/?utm_source=fediverse

Millions Convert To Christianity After Theologians Confirm There Is No Microsoft Teams In Heaven

https://babylonbee.com/news/millions-convert-to-christianity-after-theologians-confirm-there-is-no-microsoft-teams-in-heaven/?utm_source=fediverse

In Devastating Blow, Newly Released Emails Reveal Trump Not Well-Liked By Pedophile

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-devastating-blow-newly-released-emails-reveal-pedophile-didnt-like-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing

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Dodge Introduces New Truck Headlights That Blast Gamma Ray Bursts Into Your Eyeballs

https://babylonbee.com/news/dodge-introduces-new-truck-headlights-that-blast-gamma-ray-bursts-into-your-eyeballs/?utm_source=fediverse