The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

South Pole Elves Making Cheap Knockoff Toys For Half The Price

https://babylonbee.com/news/south-pole-elves-making-cheap-knockoff-toys-for-half-the-price/?utm_source=fediverse

Groundbreaking New Study Finds Islamophobia May Be Partially Caused By Muslims Killing People All The Time

https://babylonbee.com/news/groundbreaking-new-study-finds-islamophobia-may-be-partially-caused-by-muslims-killing-people-all-the-time/?utm_source=fediverse

James O’Keefe Goes Deep Undercover By Parting His Hair On Other Side

https://babylonbee.com/news/james-okeefe-goes-deep-undercover-by-parting-his-hair-on-other-side/?utm_source=fediverse

Pathetic Excuse For A Zoomer Tries Hard At Stuff, Cares About Things

https://babylonbee.com/news/pathetic-excuse-for-a-zoomer-tries-hard-at-stuff-cares-about-things/?utm_source=fediverse

Miss Rachel Apologizes For Poorly Timed 'J Is For Jihad' Episode

https://babylonbee.com/news/miss-rachel-apologizes-for-poorly-timed-j-is-for-jihad-episode/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation's Worship Leaders To Honor Rob Reiner By Turning Guitars Up To 11

https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-worship-leaders-to-honor-rob-reiner-by-turning-guitars-up-to-11/?utm_source=fediverse

After Being Charged With Multiple Felonies, Former Michigan Coach Sherrone Moore Forced To Move To NFL

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-being-charged-with-multiple-felonies-former-michigan-coach-sherrone-moore-forced-to-move-to-nfl/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Warn That Ban On Islamic Immigration May Delay Global Intifada

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-immigration-ban-on-islamic-countries-may-delay-global-intifada/?utm_source=fediverse

Kid Who Didn't Practice For Christmas Choir Immediately Obvious

https://babylonbee.com/news/kid-who-didnt-practice-for-christmas-choir-immediately-obvious/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Mamdani’s Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-mamdanis-aunt-slightly-uncomfortable-at-supermarket-after-australian-terror-attack/?utm_source=fediverse

Australian Man Who Wrestled Gun Away From Terrorist Charged With Unlawful Firearm Possession

https://babylonbee.com/news/australian-man-who-wrestled-gun-away-from-terrorist-charged-with-unlawful-firearm-possession/?utm_source=fediverse

To Halt Violence Against Jews, Australia Bans Hanukkah

https://babylonbee.com/news/vowing-to-stop-violence-australia-bans-hanukkah/?utm_source=fediverse

FAKE NEWS: Media Reports Mass Shooting In Australia But That's Impossible Because Guns Are Illegal There

https://babylonbee.com/news/fake-news-media-reports-mass-shooting-in-australia-but-thats-impossible-because-guns-are-illegal-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Sick Husband Taken Care Of By Sicker Wife

https://babylonbee.com/news/sick-husband-taken-care-of-by-sicker-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

Candace Owens Honors Charlie Kirk’s Legacy By Doing Everything In Her Power To Destroy It

https://babylonbee.com/news/candace-owens-honors-charlie-kirks-legacy-by-doing-everything-in-her-power-to-destroy-it/?utm_source=fediverse

12 Fun Activities That Are Less Likely To Destroy Your Family Than 'Monopoly'

https://babylonbee.com/news/12-fun-activities-that-are-less-likely-to-destroy-your-family-than-monopoly/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Advice for Families Struggling This Christmas: Your Kids Are Bad So Maybe They Don't Deserve Presents

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-advice-for-families-struggling-this-christmas-your-kids-are-bad-so-maybe-they-dont-deserve-presents/?utm_source=fediverse

Reminder: Santa Wants Gluten In His Cookies

https://babylonbee.com/news/reminder-santa-wants-gluten-in-his-cookies/?utm_source=fediverse

Kilmar Abrego Garcia Uses Frequent Flyer Miles To Take Killer Disney Vacation

https://babylonbee.com/news/kilmar-abrego-garcia-uses-frequent-flyer-miles-to-take-killer-disney-vacation/?utm_source=fediverse

Jesus Kinda Bummed He Was Born On December 25 And Now His Birthday Will Be Overshadowed By Christmas Every Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-kinda-bummed-he-was-born-on-december-25-and-now-his-birthday-will-be-overshadowed-by-christmas-every-year/?utm_source=fediverse