Nation Starting To Wonder If People Who Spend Life Singing Songs To Toddlers On YouTube Might Not Be All There Mentally
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Quality Of Musicals Craters As Number Of Gay Americans Decreases
https://babylonbee.com/news/quality-of-musicals-craters-as-number-of-gay-americans-plummets/?utm_source=fediverse
Legal Observers Clash With Law Enforcement At Helm's Deep
https://babylonbee.com/news/legal-observers-clash-with-law-enforcement-at-helms-deep/?utm_source=fediverse
11 Things To Look For In A Pastor
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J6ers Wishing They Had Thought Of Branding Themselves 'Legal Observers'
https://babylonbee.com/news/george-orwell-quote-used-to-spread-propaganda-sort-of-missing-the-point/?utm_source=fediverse
U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO)
https://babylonbee.com/news/us-posts-minneapolis-on-craigslist-50-obo/?utm_source=fediverse
WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Lay-Ups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota
https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-players-vow-to-continue-missing-lay-ups-until-ice-withdraws-from-minnesota/?utm_source=fediverse
Tim Walz Says He Will Do Anything To Keep Minnesota Residents Safe Except Cooperate With Federal Law Enforcement
https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-says-he-will-do-anything-to-keep-minnesota-residents-safe-except-cooperate-with-federal-law-enforcement/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-just-climbed-building-kicks-himself-after-seeing-there-was-an-elevator-all-along/?utm_source=fediverse
The Bee Reports: ICE's 7 Most Horrifying Atrocities
https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-reports-ices-7-most-horrifying-atrocities/?utm_source=fediverse
Minnesotans Begin Fleeing To Somalia To Escape Violence
https://babylonbee.com/news/minnesotans-begin-fleeing-to-somalia-to-escape-violence/?utm_source=fediverse
Frustrated Don Lemon Wonders What A Guy Has To Do To Get Sent To Men's Prison
https://babylonbee.com/news/frustrated-don-lemon-wonders-what-a-guy-has-to-do-to-get-sent-to-mens-prison/?utm_source=fediverse
Usha Informs JD They Will Not Be Naming Their Child 'Thomas Bombadil Vance'
https://babylonbee.com/news/usha-informs-jd-they-will-not-be-naming-their-child-thomas-bombadil-vance/?utm_source=fediverse
Wondering If ICE Is Doing Something Evil? Check Out Our Flowchart!
https://babylonbee.com/news/wondering-if-ice-is-doing-something-evil-check-out-our-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse
Wife's Love Language Is Sending You Instagram Reels You Don't Watch
https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-love-language-is-sending-you-instagram-reels-you-dont-watch/?utm_source=fediverse
REPORT: If You Read This Headline You Are A Racist DO NOT READ
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-if-you-read-this-headline-you-are-a-racist-do-not-read/?utm_source=fediverse
Gleeful Weatherman Excitedly Announces Dangerous Storm Likely To Kill Everyone
https://babylonbee.com/news/gleeful-weatherman-excitedly-announces-dangerous-storm-likely-to-kill-everyone/?utm_source=fediverse
First Astronauts On Mars Greeted By Mormon Missionaries
https://babylonbee.com/news/first-astronauts-on-mars-greeted-by-mormon-missionaries/?utm_source=fediverse
Aging George Soros Hoping To Ruin Just One More Country Before The End
https://babylonbee.com/news/aging-george-soros-hoping-to-ruin-just-one-more-country-before-the-end/?utm_source=fediverse
'Sinners' Nominated For 'Best Movie We Have To Nominate Or Else We Will Be Called Racist'
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