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Peter Dinklage Receives Little Praise After Taking Short Time To Recite Small Poem

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Roomful Of Pedophiles Protest ICE Deporting Pedophiles

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Tearful Trump Ends Deportations After Seeing Celebrities Wearing ‘ICE OUT’ Pins

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Sandwich Ruined After Not Being Cut In Triangles

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Tim Walz Emerges From Den To Declare 6 More Weeks Of Rioting And Fraud

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Republican, Democrat Party Platforms Now Just Lists Of People They Would Arrest

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Finally: Newsom Announces Finished Construction Of High-Speed Rail Between His House And French Laundry

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Dad Fervently Prays For Daughter To Have Case Of Moderate Acne From Ages 14-23

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-fervently-prays-for-daughter-to-have-case-of-moderate-acne-from-ages-14-23/?utm_source=fediverse

Quiz: Tell Us How You Take Your Coffee And We’ll Tell You What Gender You Are

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Damning Photos Surface Of Clippy On Epstein Island

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Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Covering It With Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste

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Report: Zucchini Not Bad After Covering It With And Flour And Seasoning And Frying Out All Of The Taste

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Experts Warn Arresting Journalists Could Be Slippery Slope To Arresting Politicians And Other People Who Deserve It

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Movie Studio With The Entire Collected Works Of Humanity To Select From Decides To Just Do 'Spider-Man' Again

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Uh Oh: Trump Nominates Unknown Spanish Economist Ronaldo Paulino As Fed Chair

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Study Finds Everyone Else Is Doing A Great Job Parenting And You're The Only One Having Problems With Your Kids

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