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Journalists Shocked To Be Laid Off From Obsolete Media Outlet That Loses $100 Million Annually

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Winter Olympics To Protest Trump's Immigration Policies By Removing Ice From Skating Rinks

https://babylonbee.com/news/winter-olympics-to-protest-trumps-immigration-policies-by-removing-ice-from-skating-rinks/?utm_source=fediverse

The Fresh Fruit You Bought Is Finally Ripe — UPDATE: Too Late, It’s Rotten

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Man Worried He May Go His Entire Life Without Mastering The Ancient Art Of Nunchaku

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-worried-he-may-go-his-entire-life-without-mastering-the-ancient-art-of-nunchaku/?utm_source=fediverse

Frank From Accounting In Epstein Files For Some Reason

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To Make Games Fair, MLB Will Now Have Managers Line Everyone Up And Pick Teams Before Each Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-make-games-fair-mlb-will-now-have-managers-line-everyone-up-and-pick-teams-before-each-game/?utm_source=fediverse

Missionary on Hour Twelve of Trying to Get ChatGPT Saved

https://babylonbee.com/news/missionary-on-hour-twelve-of-trying-to-get-chatgpt-saved/?utm_source=fediverse

Politicians Hoping National Prayer Breakfast Wraps Up In Time For Coke Orgy Lunch

https://babylonbee.com/news/politicians-hoping-national-prayer-breakfast-wraps-up-in-time-for-coke-orgy-lunch/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Come Out As A Conservative To Your Liberal Parents

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-come-out-as-a-conservative-to-your-liberal-parents/?utm_source=fediverse

American Society Of Plastic Surgeons Recommends No Longer Doing Those Surgeries That No One Was Doing

https://babylonbee.com/news/american-society-of-plastic-surgeons-recommends-no-longer-doing-those-surgeries-that-no-one-was-doing/?utm_source=fediverse

'The Injuns Are A-Comin!' Cries Billie Eilish Loading Musket To Defend Home From Tribe Of Redskins

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Minecraft Introduces Peaceful Protesters And OH NO THEY'VE BURNED DOWN THE VILLAGE

https://babylonbee.com/news/minecraft-introduces-civil-rights-leaders-and-oh-no-theyve-burned-down-the-village/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Review: The Slide Is A Stunning Thrill Ride Whose Delights Never Cease

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Man Surprised To Find Out He Has A Podcast

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‘UNO: Even More Brutal Edition’ Comes With Card That SWATs Your Family Members And Has Them Arrested On False Charges

https://babylonbee.com/news/uno-even-more-brutal-edition-comes-with-card-that-swats-your-family-members-and-has-them-arrested-on-false-charges/?utm_source=fediverse

Voter ID Bill Defeated In Senate By Vote Of 7 Million To 53

https://babylonbee.com/news/suspicious-senate-rejects-voter-id-bill-by-vote-of-7-million-to-35/?utm_source=fediverse

Awesome New Streaming Service Records Movie Streams Onto Cool Shiny Discs And You Can Buy Them And Own Them Forever

https://babylonbee.com/news/awesome-new-streaming-service-records-movie-streams-onto-cool-shiny-discs-and-you-can-buy-them-and-own-them-forever/?utm_source=fediverse

Experts Conclude No Human Being Is Illegal, Except Jeff?

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Here Are 12 Fun Crimes You Can Get Away With If You Just Say 'We Are On Stolen Land'

https://babylonbee.com/news/here-are-12-fun-crimes-you-can-get-away-with-if-you-just-say-we-are-on-stolen-land/?utm_source=fediverse

Stupid Kid In 'Hakuna Matata' Shirt Doesn't Know The Film Ultimately Repudiates The Song's Message As Simba Realizes He Must Fulfill His Role In The Natural Order To End The Chaos And Suffering Caused By His Hedonistic Pursuit Of Pleasure

https://babylonbee.com/news/stupid-kid-in-hakuna-matata-shirt-doesnt-even-realize-the-song-was-communicating-that-living-a-hedonistic-life-and-abdicating-your-duty-to-your-kingdom-as-barbarians-usurp-the-throne-and-caus/?utm_source=fediverse