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Wife Interrupts Own Story With Another Story

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TPUSA Announces 'All-American Olympics' Featuring Kid Rock Competing In Every Sport

https://babylonbee.com/news/tpusa-announces-all-american-olympics-featuring-kid-rock-competing-in-every-sport/?utm_source=fediverse

Peter Trying To Explain To John The Baptist He Doesn’t Have To Eat Bugs Anymore

https://babylonbee.com/news/peter-trying-to-explain-to-john-the-baptist-he-doesnt-have-to-eat-bugs-anymore/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Leading Candidates For Next Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-leading-candidates-for-next-years-super-bowl-halftime-show/?utm_source=fediverse

Next Halftime Show To Be Performed Entirely In Sindarin Elvish

https://babylonbee.com/news/next-halftime-show-to-be-performed-entirely-in-sindarin-elvish/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Refuses To Return Stolen Land She Took From Husband’s Side Of Bed

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-refuses-to-return-stolen-land-she-took-from-husbands-side-of-bed/?utm_source=fediverse

Lindsey Vonn Announces She Has Joined The U.S. Paralympics Team

https://babylonbee.com/news/lindsey-vonn-announces-she-has-joined-the-us-paralympics-team/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Ski Team Awarded Gold Medal For Synchronized Screaming About Trump

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-ski-team-awarded-gold-medal-for-synchronized-screaming-about-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Alarming Study Shows Average Somali High School Senior In Minnesota Committing Fraud At Just A 5th Grade Level

https://babylonbee.com/news/alarming-study-shows-average-somali-high-school-senior-in-minnesota-committing-fraud-at-just-a-5th-grade-level/?utm_source=fediverse

Pharmaceutical Companies Wondering If They Should Develop Anti-Depressant Whose First Listed Side Effect Isn't 'SEVERE THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE'

https://babylonbee.com/news/pharmaceutical-companies-wondering-if-they-should-develop-anti-depressant-whose-first-listed-side-effect-isnt-severe-thoughts-of-suicide/?utm_source=fediverse

After Relationship Between Parent And Child Irreparably Broken, Math Homework Is Done

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-relationship-between-parent-and-child-irreparably-broken-math-homework-is-done/?utm_source=fediverse

World Gathers To Watch A Bunch Of Sports And Also Figure Skating

https://babylonbee.com/news/world-gathers-to-watch-a-bunch-of-sports-and-also-figure-skating/?utm_source=fediverse

Imperial Stormtrooper Once Again Finishes Dead Last In Olympic Biathlon

https://babylonbee.com/news/imperial-stormtrooper-once-again-finishes-dead-last-in-olympic-biathlon/?utm_source=fediverse

Japanese Prime Minister Wins Landslide Victory After Promising To Introduce Forks

https://babylonbee.com/news/japanese-prime-minister-wins-landslide-victory-after-promising-to-introduce-forks/?utm_source=fediverse

Patriots' Offensive Line Surprised To Learn Super Bowl Was Yesterday

https://babylonbee.com/news/patriots-offensive-line-surprised-to-learn-super-bowl-was-yesterday/?utm_source=fediverse

Support For ICE Skyrockets To 99% After Halftime Show

https://babylonbee.com/news/support-for-ice-skyrockets-to-99-after-halftime-show/?utm_source=fediverse

NBC Suffers Bizarre Technical Glitch As Entire Halftime Show Broadcast In Spanish

https://babylonbee.com/news/nbc-suffers-bizarre-technical-glitch-as-entire-halftime-show-broadcast-in-spanish/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee To Host Even More Patriotic Halftime Show Where Clarence Thomas Just Stands There And Reads Constitution

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-to-host-even-more-patriotic-halftime-show-where-clarence-thomas-just-stands-there-and-reads-constitution/?utm_source=fediverse

Pastor Heads To Booth After Service To Await Scores From The Judges

https://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-heads-to-booth-after-service-to-await-scores-from-the-judges/?utm_source=fediverse

Pit Bull Wins Westminster Dog Show After Killing All The Other Contestants

https://babylonbee.com/news/pit-bull-wins-westminster-dog-show-after-killing-all-the-other-contestants/?utm_source=fediverse