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Furious Trump Imposes 1000% Tariff On Supreme Court

https://babylonbee.com/news/furious-trump-imposes-1000-tariff-on-supreme-court/?utm_source=fediverse

Joker Vows To Take Revenge On Gotham City After 13th-Place Finish At Winter Olympics

https://babylonbee.com/news/joker-vows-to-take-revenge-on-gotham-city-after-13th-place-finish-at-winter-olympics/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Traces Lifelong Cocaine Addiction To Childhood Love Of Fun Dip

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-traces-lifelong-cocaine-addiction-to-childhood-love-of-fun-dip/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Government Praised For Euthanizing Nickelback

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-government-praised-for-euthanizing-nickelback/?utm_source=fediverse

In Historic First, Socialist Runs Out Of Money

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-socialist-runs-out-of-money/?utm_source=fediverse

Desperate John Bolton Throws Stink Bomb Into Trump's Board Of Peace Meeting

https://babylonbee.com/news/desperate-john-bolton-throws-stink-bomb-into-trumps-board-of-peace-meeting/?utm_source=fediverse

Prince Andrew Joins UK Muslim Rape Gang So He Can Keep Abusing Young Girls

https://babylonbee.com/news/prince-andrew-joins-uk-muslim-rape-gang-so-he-can-keep-abusing-young-girls/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Brilliant Things To Suggest That Your Wife Give Up For Lent

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-brilliant-things-to-suggest-that-your-wife-give-up-for-lent/?utm_source=fediverse

'You Know, The Bible Says You Shouldn't Judge People,' Woman Tells Jesus At Great Throne Of Judgment

https://babylonbee.com/news/you-know-you-really-shouldnt-judge-people-woman-tells-jesus-seated-on-throne-of-judgment/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Explains Her Love Language Is For Husband To Go Out And Earn All The Money And Then Come Home And Do All The Chores

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-explains-her-love-language-is-for-husband-to-go-out-and-earn-all-the-money-and-then-come-home-and-do-all-the-chores/?utm_source=fediverse

Progressive Explains Democrats Can Be Christians Too If They Just Ignore Everything In The Bible

https://babylonbee.com/news/progressive-explains-democrats-can-be-christians-too-if-they-just-ignore-everything-in-the-bible/?utm_source=fediverse

Disgusting: Colbert Announces He Would Rather Show Not Air At All Than Have To Interview Black Woman

https://babylonbee.com/news/disgusting-colbert-announces-he-would-rather-show-not-air-at-all-than-have-to-interview-black-woman/?utm_source=fediverse

Amazing New Study Suggests You Can Just Think Thoughts Without Posting Them Online

https://babylonbee.com/news/amazing-new-study-suggests-you-can-just-think-thoughts-without-posting-them-online/?utm_source=fediverse

New Yorkers Report Warmth Of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hike

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-yorkers-report-warmth-of-collectivism-feels-strangely-like-crushing-tax-hike/?utm_source=fediverse

Japan Agrees To Trade Deal After Trump Catches Five Shrimp In A Row In His Mouth During Lunch

https://babylonbee.com/news/japan-agrees-to-trade-deal-after-trump-catches-five-shrimp-in-a-row-in-his-mouth-during-lunch/?utm_source=fediverse

Group Chat Ruined By Android User

https://babylonbee.com/news/group-chat-ruined-by-android-user/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Asks For Husband's Opinion So She Can Choose The Opposite Of Whatever He Says

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-asks-for-husbands-opinion-so-she-can-choose-the-opposite-of-whatever-he-says/?utm_source=fediverse

'None Of My $850 Billion In Wealth Is Liquid,' Elon Musk Explains As Steve Is Stuck Paying For Elon’s Latte Again

https://babylonbee.com/news/none-of-my-850-billion-in-wealth-is-liquid-elon-musk-explains-as-steve-is-stuck-paying-for-elons-latte-again/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-replaces-pam-bondi-with-brrom-in-blonde-wig/?utm_source=fediverse

AOC Condemns Spain For Stealing Mexico’s Language

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-condemns-spain-for-stealing-mexicos-language/?utm_source=fediverse