The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Conservatives Express Concern Over Foreign Wars And OOHHH DANG OUR SUBMARINE JUST BLEW UP A BOAT HECK YEAH WE ARE SO BACK

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-express-concern-over-foreign-wars-and-oohhh-dang-our-submarine-just-blew-up-a-boat-heck-yeah-we-are-so-back/?utm_source=fediverse

Sad: Iran's ‘Assembly Of Experts’ Forgets To Include Expert On Not Getting Blown Up

https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-irans-assembly-of-experts-forgets-to-include-expert-on-not-getting-blown-up/?utm_source=fediverse

Pentecostal Wins At Scrabble Again By Spelling All Words In Tongues

https://babylonbee.com/news/pentecostal-wins-at-scrabble-again-by-spelling-all-words-in-tongues/?utm_source=fediverse

Lame Local Church Doesn't Even Have An App

https://babylonbee.com/news/lame-local-church-doesnt-even-have-an-app/?utm_source=fediverse

New Reusable Water Bottle Makes You Sign In To Google

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-reusable-water-bottle-makes-you-sign-in-to-google/?utm_source=fediverse

Global Leaders Warn That If WW3 Doesn't End Soon, It Could Disrupt Taylor Swift's Wedding

https://babylonbee.com/news/global-leaders-warn-that-if-ww3-doesnt-end-soon-it-could-distract-from-taylor-swifts-wedding/?utm_source=fediverse

Economists Announce Global Economic System Depends Entirely On Like Maybe Two Guys At Nvidia Who Understand How Computers Work

https://babylonbee.com/news/economists-announce-global-economic-system-depends-entirely-on-like-two-guys-at-nvidia-who-understand-how-the-computer-works/?utm_source=fediverse

Biden Asks Why Trump Didn't Just Bomb Ayatollah In the Leg

https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-asks-why-trump-didnt-just-bomb-ayatollah-in-the-leg/?utm_source=fediverse

'Soon...,' Whispers Dad To Dormant Lawnmower In Garage

https://babylonbee.com/news/soon-whispers-dad-to-dormant-lawnmower-in-garage/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Awarded Medal Of Honor For Courageously Monitoring Iran War Effort Online

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-awarded-medal-of-honor-for-courageously-monitoring-iran-war-effort-online/?utm_source=fediverse

Here's How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah

https://babylonbee.com/news/how-major-news-outlets-are-reporting-the-death-of-the-ayatollah/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Goes Back In Time To Mesmerize Ancients With Futuristic Technology Of Gushers

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-goes-back-in-time-to-mesmerize-ancients-with-futuristic-technology-of-gushers/?utm_source=fediverse

Obama Confused To See Bombs Falling On Iran Instead Of Pallets Of Cash

https://babylonbee.com/news/obama-confused-to-see-bombs-falling-on-iran-instead-of-pallets-of-cash/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamandi Getting Nervous As Trump Keeps Assassinating Muslim Dictators

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamandi-getting-nervous-as-trump-keeps-assassinating-muslim-dictators/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Vows Retaliatory Strikes Against Bernie's Kosher Delicatessen

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-vows-retaliatory-strikes-against-bernies-kosher-delicatessen/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Introduces New Ayatollah

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-announces-new-ayatollah/?utm_source=fediverse

British Citizens Politely Ask If They Can Be Liberated From Radical Islam Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/british-citizens-politely-ask-if-they-can-be-liberated-from-radical-islam-next/?utm_source=fediverse

The U.S. Just Attacked Iran: Here's What Happens Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-us-just-attacked-iran-heres-what-happens-next/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Orders Flags At One World Trade Center Flown Half-Staff To Mourn Ayatollah

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-orders-flags-at-one-world-trade-center-flown-half-staff-to-mourn-ayatollah/?utm_source=fediverse

Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body

https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-to-give-speech-as-soon-as-officials-find-the-rest-of-his-body/?utm_source=fediverse