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Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops

https://babylonbee.com/news/morbidly-obese-pete-hegseth-denies-any-knowledge-of-what-happened-to-leftover-lobster-for-the-troops/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Maps Subtracts Hour From Travel Time After Realizing Dad Driving

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-maps-subtracts-hour-from-travel-time-after-realizing-dad-driving/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Expel Fetterman After Repeated Warnings To Stop Supporting America

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-expel-fetterman-after-repeated-warnings-to-stop-supporting-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Hires Oscars Orchestra To Play 'Wrap It Up' Music When Wife's Stories Go Too Long

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-hires-oscars-orchestra-to-play-wrap-it-up-music-when-wifes-stories-go-too-long/?utm_source=fediverse

Donald Trump Appoints Grand Admiral Thrawn To Lead The Carrier Strike Group In Persian Gulf

https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-appoints-grand-admiral-thrawn-to-lead-the-carrier-strike-group-in-persian-gulf/?utm_source=fediverse

SAVE Act Passes After Mike Lee Cleverly Changes Its Name To The ‘Give Congress A Raise Act’

https://babylonbee.com/news/save-act-passes-after-mike-lee-cleverly-changes-its-name-to-the-give-congress-a-raise-act/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-cancels-plan-to-attack-california-after-seeing-gavin-newsom-already-destroyed-it/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Famous Terrorist Attacks As Described By CNN

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Nation Struggling To Contain Excitement At News Iran May Strike California

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-struggling-to-contain-excitement-at-news-iran-may-strike-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Condemn Hegseth For Using Money To Feed Soldiers When It Could Have Gone To Somali Daycare

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-condemn-dod-for-using-money-to-feed-soldiers-when-it-could-have-gone-to-somali-daycare/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Girl Warns Friends About Creep With BBQ Stain On White T-Shirt Ogling Her By Railroad Tracks

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-warns-friends-about-creep-with-bbq-stain-on-white-t-shirt-ogling-her-by-railroad-tracks/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Punish Teen By Forcing Him To Stay Up To Watch Jimmy Kimmel Monologue

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-punish-teen-by-forcing-him-to-stay-up-to-watch-jimmy-kimmel-monologue/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragedy: New Ayatollah Dead After Being Accidentally Left Out In Rain

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-new-ayatollah-dead-after-being-accidentally-left-out-in-rain/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Asks Democrats For Tips On Running Country With Dead Leader

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-asks-democrats-for-tips-on-running-country-with-dead-leader/?utm_source=fediverse

Many Worried That The Giant Spiders Attacking New York Could Lead To An Increase In Hateful Arachnophobia

https://babylonbee.com/news/many-worried-that-the-giant-spiders-attacking-new-york-could-lead-to-an-increase-in-arachnophobia/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Most Dangerous Places To Be A Christian

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Toddler Review: ‘Peek-A-Boo’ Is An Unpredictable Mind Game That Shocks and Delights The Senses

https://babylonbee.com/news/toddler-review-peek-a-boo-is-an-unpredictable-mind-game-that-shocks-and-delights-the-senses/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Reports On Japanese Teenagers Who Came To Hawaii For What Could've Been Beautiful Day At Beach

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-japanese-men-came-to-hawaii-for-what-couldve-been-beautiful-day-at-beach/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Warns U.S. It Has Huge Stockpile Of Supreme Leaders

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-warns-us-it-has-huge-stockpile-of-supreme-leaders/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Powerful Ways To Elevate Women On International Women's Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-powerful-ways-to-elevate-women-on-international-womens-day/?utm_source=fediverse