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Unpaid TSA Agent Still Showing Up To Grope People For Love Of The Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/unpaid-tsa-agent-still-showing-up-to-grope-people-for-love-of-the-game/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragedy: Liberal Gets Stabbed Before Finishing Telling People How Peaceful Islam Is

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-liberal-gets-stabbed-before-finishing-telling-people-how-peaceful-islam-is/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No: Why Did The Worship Leader Bring An Accordion Onto The Stage?

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-why-did-the-worship-leader-bring-an-accordion-onto-the-stage/?utm_source=fediverse

To Save Time, CNN Will Now Run Retractions Simultaneously With News Stories

https://babylonbee.com/news/to-save-time-cnn-will-now-run-retractions-simultaneously-with-news-stories/?utm_source=fediverse

Media: No Motive Yet In Attack On Jewish Synagogue By Radical Muslim

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-no-motive-yet-in-attack-on-jewish-synagogue-by-radical-muslim/?utm_source=fediverse

Jew Converts To Christianity After Twitter User Says 'Christ Is King, You Filthy Money-Grubbin' Jew'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jew-converts-to-christianity-after-twitter-user-says-christ-is-king-you-filthy-money-grubbin-jew/?utm_source=fediverse

Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops

https://babylonbee.com/news/morbidly-obese-pete-hegseth-denies-any-knowledge-of-what-happened-to-leftover-lobster-for-the-troops/?utm_source=fediverse

Google Maps Subtracts Hour From Travel Time After Realizing Dad Driving

https://babylonbee.com/news/google-maps-subtracts-hour-from-travel-time-after-realizing-dad-driving/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Expel Fetterman After Repeated Warnings To Stop Supporting America

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-expel-fetterman-after-repeated-warnings-to-stop-supporting-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Hires Oscars Orchestra To Play 'Wrap It Up' Music When Wife's Stories Go Too Long

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-hires-oscars-orchestra-to-play-wrap-it-up-music-when-wifes-stories-go-too-long/?utm_source=fediverse

Donald Trump Appoints Grand Admiral Thrawn To Lead The Carrier Strike Group In Persian Gulf

https://babylonbee.com/news/donald-trump-appoints-grand-admiral-thrawn-to-lead-the-carrier-strike-group-in-persian-gulf/?utm_source=fediverse

SAVE Act Passes After Mike Lee Cleverly Changes Its Name To The ‘Give Congress A Raise Act’

https://babylonbee.com/news/save-act-passes-after-mike-lee-cleverly-changes-its-name-to-the-give-congress-a-raise-act/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Cancels Plan To Attack California After Seeing Gavin Newsom Already Destroyed It

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-cancels-plan-to-attack-california-after-seeing-gavin-newsom-already-destroyed-it/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Famous Terrorist Attacks As Described By CNN

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-famous-terrorist-attacks-as-described-by-cnn/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Struggling To Contain Excitement At News Iran May Strike California

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-struggling-to-contain-excitement-at-news-iran-may-strike-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Condemn Hegseth For Using Money To Feed Soldiers When It Could Have Gone To Somali Daycare

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-condemn-dod-for-using-money-to-feed-soldiers-when-it-could-have-gone-to-somali-daycare/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Girl Warns Friends About Creep With BBQ Stain On White T-Shirt Ogling Her By Railroad Tracks

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-warns-friends-about-creep-with-bbq-stain-on-white-t-shirt-ogling-her-by-railroad-tracks/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Punish Teen By Forcing Him To Stay Up To Watch Jimmy Kimmel Monologue

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-punish-teen-by-forcing-him-to-stay-up-to-watch-jimmy-kimmel-monologue/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragedy: New Ayatollah Dead After Being Accidentally Left Out In Rain

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-new-ayatollah-dead-after-being-accidentally-left-out-in-rain/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Asks Democrats For Tips On Running Country With Dead Leader

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-asks-democrats-for-tips-on-running-country-with-dead-leader/?utm_source=fediverse