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Another Massive Fraud Ring Exposed At D.C. Old Folks' Home

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MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout

https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-replaced-with-cardboard-cutout/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-finally-admits-to-gambling-problem-after-placing-bet-on-womens-basketball/?utm_source=fediverse

Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/airport-wait-times-eliminated-after-tsa-checkpoints-taken-over-by-chick-fil-a/?utm_source=fediverse

Live-Action 'Moana' Remake Saves Money By Getting The Rock $8 Wig From Spirit Halloween

https://babylonbee.com/news/live-action-moana-remake-saves-money-by-getting-the-rock-8-wig-from-spirit-halloween/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-give-up-after-three-hours-in-tsa-line/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Calls War For Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-calls-war-for-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

TSA Reduces Delays By Eliminating Colonoscopy Portion Of Search

https://babylonbee.com/news/tsa-reduces-delays-by-eliminating-colonoscopy-portion-of-search/?utm_source=fediverse

Considerate Video Game Boss Leaves Plenty Of Health And Ammo In Room Right Before You Fight Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/considerate-video-game-boss-leaves-plenty-of-health-and-ammo-in-room-right-before-you-fight-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Releases Line Of Sympathy Cards

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-releases-line-of-sympathy-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Tips For Getting Through TSA Faster

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-tips-for-getting-through-tsa-faster/?utm_source=fediverse

Statue Of Cesar Chavez Gropes Woman As It’s Being Taken Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/statue-of-cesar-chavez-gropes-woman-as-its-being-taken-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Paddleboat Ride Enjoyable For Seven Seconds

https://babylonbee.com/news/paddleboat-ride-enjoyable-for-seven-seconds/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Postpones Iran Strikes Until They All Assemble In One Place Again For A Meeting

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-postpones-iran-strikes-until-they-all-assemble-in-one-place-again-for-a-meeting/?utm_source=fediverse

After Jesus Bestows Nicknames ‘The Rock’ And ‘Sons Of Thunder’, Apostle James Bummed To Get Stuck With ‘The Lesser’

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-jesus-bestows-nicknames-the-rock-and-sons-of-thunder-john-bummed-to-get-the-beloved/?utm_source=fediverse

Saint Peter Gently Asks Chuck Norris To Stop Roundhouse Kicking The Cherubim

https://babylonbee.com/news/saint-peter-gently-asks-chuck-norris-to-stop-roundhouse-kicking-the-cherubim/?utm_source=fediverse

France Explains They Can't Help Open Strait Of Hormuz As They Already Sent All 15 Of Their Soldiers To Defend Greenland

https://babylonbee.com/news/france-explains-they-cant-help-open-strait-of-hormuz-as-they-already-sent-all-15-of-their-soldiers-to-protect-greenland/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Smokes Cigar In Desperate Hope To Feel Sick And Become Unattractive To Wife

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-smokes-cigar-in-desperate-hope-to-feel-sick-and-become-unattractive-to-wife/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Ways To Honor Chuck Norris

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-to-honor-chuck-norris/?utm_source=fediverse

Confirmed: In His Final Days, Charlie Kirk Came To Agree With Whatever You Believe

https://babylonbee.com/news/confirmed-in-his-final-days-charlie-kirk-came-to-agree-with-whatever-you-believe/?utm_source=fediverse