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Hobbit On Diet Cuts Back To Four Meals A Day

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Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement

https://babylonbee.com/news/mysterious-investor-pancynelosi-makes-millions-on-oil-trade-minutes-before-trumps-iran-announcement/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line

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Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-white-sox-improve-playoff-chances-by-switching-to-wnba/?utm_source=fediverse

Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On The Ground

https://babylonbee.com/news/soldiers-issued-crocs-so-trump-can-say-he-didnt-put-boots-on-the-ground/?utm_source=fediverse

Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy

https://babylonbee.com/news/quadruple-amputee-cornhole-champion-claims-it-was-a-different-quadruple-amputee-cornhole-champion-who-shot-that-guy/?utm_source=fediverse

DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds

https://babylonbee.com/news/deal-alert-save-big-on-a-20-pound-weighted-vest-by-just-gaining-20-pounds/?utm_source=fediverse

Another Massive Fraud Ring Exposed At D.C. Old Folks' Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/another-massive-fraud-ring-exposed-at-dc-old-folks-home/?utm_source=fediverse

MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout

https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-replaced-with-cardboard-cutout/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-finally-admits-to-gambling-problem-after-placing-bet-on-womens-basketball/?utm_source=fediverse

Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/airport-wait-times-eliminated-after-tsa-checkpoints-taken-over-by-chick-fil-a/?utm_source=fediverse

Live-Action 'Moana' Remake Saves Money By Getting The Rock $8 Wig From Spirit Halloween

https://babylonbee.com/news/live-action-moana-remake-saves-money-by-getting-the-rock-8-wig-from-spirit-halloween/?utm_source=fediverse

Terrorists Give Up After Three Hours In TSA Line

https://babylonbee.com/news/terrorists-give-up-after-three-hours-in-tsa-line/?utm_source=fediverse

CNN Calls War For Iran

https://babylonbee.com/news/cnn-calls-war-for-iran/?utm_source=fediverse

TSA Reduces Delays By Eliminating Colonoscopy Portion Of Search

https://babylonbee.com/news/tsa-reduces-delays-by-eliminating-colonoscopy-portion-of-search/?utm_source=fediverse

Considerate Video Game Boss Leaves Plenty Of Health And Ammo In Room Right Before You Fight Him

https://babylonbee.com/news/considerate-video-game-boss-leaves-plenty-of-health-and-ammo-in-room-right-before-you-fight-him/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Releases Line Of Sympathy Cards

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-releases-line-of-sympathy-cards/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Tips For Getting Through TSA Faster

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-tips-for-getting-through-tsa-faster/?utm_source=fediverse

Statue Of Cesar Chavez Gropes Woman As It’s Being Taken Down

https://babylonbee.com/news/statue-of-cesar-chavez-gropes-woman-as-its-being-taken-down/?utm_source=fediverse

Paddleboat Ride Enjoyable For Seven Seconds

https://babylonbee.com/news/paddleboat-ride-enjoyable-for-seven-seconds/?utm_source=fediverse