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Theologians Confirm Heaven's Streets Of Gold Will Have No Cyclists

https://babylonbee.com/news/theologians-confirm-heavens-streets-of-gold-will-have-no-cyclists/?utm_source=fediverse

Bible Receives Modern Update With 'Morally Gray Edition'

https://babylonbee.com/news/bible-receives-modern-update-with-morally-gray-edition/?utm_source=fediverse

Child Psychologists Now Say Screen Time Is OK For Toddlers As Long As You're Showing Them 'Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World'

https://babylonbee.com/news/child-psychologists-now-say-screen-time-is-ok-for-toddlers-as-long-as-youre-showing-them-master-and-commander-the-far-side-of-the-world/?utm_source=fediverse

Jimmy Kimmel To Write Script For New 'Godfather' Sequel

https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-kimmel-to-write-script-for-new-godfather-sequel/?utm_source=fediverse

Olympics Bans All Balls From Women's Sports

https://babylonbee.com/news/olympics-bans-all-balls-from-womens-sports/?utm_source=fediverse

Iran Denies Negotiating With Trump As All Its Leaders Are Dead

https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-denies-negotiating-with-trump-as-all-its-leaders-are-dead/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Unsure If What's Missing In His Life Is Jesus Or Really Cool Jacket

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-unsure-if-whats-missing-in-his-life-is-jesus-or-really-cool-jacket/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Ways To Toughen Up Your Wimpy Kid

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-ways-to-toughen-up-your-wimpy-kid/?utm_source=fediverse

Guy Who Pushed Over Reacher's Motorcycle Announces Plan To Shoot John Wick's Dog

https://babylonbee.com/news/guy-who-pushed-over-reachers-motorcycle-announces-plan-to-shoot-john-wicks-dog/?utm_source=fediverse

Hobbit On Diet Cuts Back To Four Meals A Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/hobbit-on-diet-cuts-back-to-four-meals-a-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Mysterious Investor 'Pancy_Nelosi' Makes Millions On Oil Trade Minutes Before Trump’s Iran Announcement

https://babylonbee.com/news/mysterious-investor-pancynelosi-makes-millions-on-oil-trade-minutes-before-trumps-iran-announcement/?utm_source=fediverse

Local Couple Enjoys Romantic Two-Week Honeymoon In TSA Line

https://babylonbee.com/news/local-couple-enjoys-romantic-two-week-honeymoon-in-tsa-line/?utm_source=fediverse

Chicago White Sox Improve Playoff Chances By Switching To WNBA

https://babylonbee.com/news/chicago-white-sox-improve-playoff-chances-by-switching-to-wnba/?utm_source=fediverse

Soldiers Issued Crocs So Trump Can Say He Didn't Put Boots On The Ground

https://babylonbee.com/news/soldiers-issued-crocs-so-trump-can-say-he-didnt-put-boots-on-the-ground/?utm_source=fediverse

Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Claims It Was A Different Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Champion Who Shot That Guy

https://babylonbee.com/news/quadruple-amputee-cornhole-champion-claims-it-was-a-different-quadruple-amputee-cornhole-champion-who-shot-that-guy/?utm_source=fediverse

DEAL ALERT: Save Big On A 20-Pound Weighted Vest By Just Gaining 20 Pounds

https://babylonbee.com/news/deal-alert-save-big-on-a-20-pound-weighted-vest-by-just-gaining-20-pounds/?utm_source=fediverse

Another Massive Fraud Ring Exposed At D.C. Old Folks' Home

https://babylonbee.com/news/another-massive-fraud-ring-exposed-at-dc-old-folks-home/?utm_source=fediverse

MLB Umpire Replaced With Cardboard Cutout

https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-umpire-replaced-with-cardboard-cutout/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Finally Admits To Gambling Problem After Placing Bet On Women’s Basketball

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-finally-admits-to-gambling-problem-after-placing-bet-on-womens-basketball/?utm_source=fediverse

Airport Wait Times Eliminated After TSA Checkpoints Taken Over By Chick-Fil-A

https://babylonbee.com/news/airport-wait-times-eliminated-after-tsa-checkpoints-taken-over-by-chick-fil-a/?utm_source=fediverse