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Critics Blast 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual

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Not Fake News: He Is Risen

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NASA Starting To Think Stocking Shuttle With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-starting-to-think-stocking-shuttle-with-chipotle-might-have-been-a-mistake/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-getting-really-excited-about-mario-movie-after-seeing-critics-hated-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Disciples Wondering What Jesus Could Have Possibly Meant By 'They Will Kill Me And In Three Days I Will Rise From The Dead'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disciples-wondering-what-jesus-could-have-possibly-meant-by-they-will-kill-me-and-i-will-rise-from-the-dead-in-three-days/?utm_source=fediverse

Fruit Cart Insurance No Longer Covering Destruction From Car Chases

https://babylonbee.com/news/fruit-cart-insurance-no-longer-covering-destruction-from-car-chases/?utm_source=fediverse

Pharisee Asks If It's Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip in Half

https://babylonbee.com/news/pharisee-asks-if-its-normal-for-temple-curtain-to-suddenly-rip-in-half/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-astronaut-humanely-euthanized-after-suffering-light-bruise-during-takeoff/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Fun Megachurch Events For Easter 2026

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-fun-megachurch-events-for-easter-2026/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Denounces New ABS System That Says Whether They Decided A Case Wrong

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-denounces-new-abs-system-that-says-whether-they-decided-a-case-wrong/?utm_source=fediverse

Woman Born In August Worried Husband Isn’t Thinking About Her Birthday Yet

https://babylonbee.com/news/woman-born-in-august-worried-husband-isnt-thinking-about-her-birthday-yet/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Introduces New Birth-Wrong Citizenship Rule To Deport All Losers And Haters

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-introduces-new-birth-wrong-citizenship-rule-to-deport-all-losers-and-haters/?utm_source=fediverse

Sneak Peek: A Look At The Features Of Trump's White House Ballroom

https://babylonbee.com/news/sneak-peek-a-look-at-the-features-of-trumps-white-house-ballroom/?utm_source=fediverse

In Historic First, Podcaster Goes On Other Podcaster's Podcast

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-historic-first-podcaster-goes-on-other-podcasters-podcast/?utm_source=fediverse

Meet the Unsung Hero Who Makes Sure Every Space Mission Doesn't Have a Stowaway Axe Murderer

https://babylonbee.com/news/meet-the-unsung-hero-who-makes-sure-every-space-mission-doesnt-have-a-stowaway-axe-murderer/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump: Pam Bondi 'Not Quite Hot Enough' To Be This Bad At Her Job

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-pam-bondi-not-quite-hot-enough-to-be-this-bad-at-her-job/?utm_source=fediverse

Elon Musk Launches Emergency Rescue Plumber To Repair Artemis’ Toilet

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-launches-emergency-rescue-plumber-to-repair-artemis-toilet/?utm_source=fediverse

What A Moron: Judas Dips Bread In Bowl Right After Jesus Says 'The One Who Dips The Bread In The Bowl Will Betray Me'

https://babylonbee.com/news/what-a-moron-judas-dips-bread-in-bowl-right-after-jesus-says-the-one-who-dips-the-bread-in-the-bowl-will-betray-me/?utm_source=fediverse

Supreme Court Begs Colorado To Please Just Be Normal For Once

https://babylonbee.com/news/supreme-court-begs-colorado-to-please-just-be-normal-for-once/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Amazing Features Of Trump's Proposed Presidential Library

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-amazing-features-of-trumps-proposed-presidential-library/?utm_source=fediverse