The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Psych! Trump Drops Bombs That Just Shoot Out Little Flags That Say ‘POW!’

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Newly Engaged Couple Sets Up Wedding Registry At Chevron Station

https://babylonbee.com/news/newly-engaged-couple-sets-up-wedding-registry-at-chevron-station/?utm_source=fediverse

The New Season Of 'Californians Move To Texas' Is Finally Here

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-new-season-of-californians-move-to-texas-is-finally-here/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragic: Blind Child Received Sight Back But First Thing He Saw Was Boston Red Sox Game

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragic-blind-child-received-sight-back-but-first-thing-he-saw-was-boston-red-sox-game/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Shocking Things Artemis II Found On The Far Side Of The Moon

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-shocking-things-artemis-ii-found-on-the-far-side-of-the-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

As Astronauts Reach the Farthest Any Human Has Been From Earth, Mission Specialist Pretty Sure He Left the Oven On

https://babylonbee.com/news/as-astronauts-reach-the-farthest-any-human-has-been-from-earth-mission-specialist-pretty-sure-he-left-the-oven-on/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Tells Iran This Is Last Warning Before He Sends Bruce Springsteen To Perform There

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-tells-iran-this-is-last-warning-before-he-sends-bruce-springsteen-to-perform-there/?utm_source=fediverse

Next-Door Neighbor Either Doing Very Well Financially Or In Massive Amounts Of Debt

https://babylonbee.com/news/next-door-neighbor-either-doing-very-well-financially-or-in-massive-amounts-of-debt/?utm_source=fediverse

France Questions How Rescue Mission Considered A Success When No One Surrendered To The Nazis

https://babylonbee.com/news/france-questions-how-rescue-mission-considered-a-success-when-no-one-surrendered-to-the-nazis/?utm_source=fediverse

Baseball Traditionalists Long For Good Ol’ Days Of Games Being Decided By Horrifically Bad Calls

https://babylonbee.com/news/baseball-traditionalists-long-for-good-ol-days-of-games-being-decided-by-horrifically-bad-calls/?utm_source=fediverse

'Look Out!' Shouts Female Astronaut As Orion Gets Within 5,000 Miles Of Moon

https://babylonbee.com/news/look-out-shouts-female-astronaut-as-orion-gets-within-5000-miles-of-moon/?utm_source=fediverse

Downed F-15 Pilot Asks Rescuers If They Can Go Back For His AirPods Real Quick

https://babylonbee.com/news/downed-f-15-pilot-asks-rescuers-if-they-can-go-back-for-his-airpods-real-quick/?utm_source=fediverse

It's Getting Serious: Trump Triple Dog Dares Iran To Keep Strait Of Hormuz Closed

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-getting-serious-trump-triple-dog-dares-iran-to-keep-strait-of-hormuz-closed/?utm_source=fediverse

Critics Blast 'The Super Mario Galaxy Movie' For Its Flimsy Plotting And Not Making Yoshi Bisexual

https://babylonbee.com/news/critics-blast-the-super-mario-galaxy-movie-for-its-flimsy-plotting-and-not-making-yoshi-bisexual/?utm_source=fediverse

Not Fake News: He Is Risen

https://babylonbee.com/news/not-fake-news-he-is-risen-indeed/?utm_source=fediverse

NASA Starting To Think Stocking Shuttle With Chipotle Might Have Been A Mistake

https://babylonbee.com/news/nasa-starting-to-think-stocking-shuttle-with-chipotle-might-have-been-a-mistake/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Getting Really Excited About Mario Movie After Seeing Critics Hated It

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-getting-really-excited-about-mario-movie-after-seeing-critics-hated-it/?utm_source=fediverse

Disciples Wondering What Jesus Could Have Possibly Meant By 'They Will Kill Me And In Three Days I Will Rise From The Dead'

https://babylonbee.com/news/disciples-wondering-what-jesus-could-have-possibly-meant-by-they-will-kill-me-and-i-will-rise-from-the-dead-in-three-days/?utm_source=fediverse

Fruit Cart Insurance No Longer Covering Destruction From Car Chases

https://babylonbee.com/news/fruit-cart-insurance-no-longer-covering-destruction-from-car-chases/?utm_source=fediverse

Pharisee Asks If It's Normal For Temple Curtain To Suddenly Rip in Half

https://babylonbee.com/news/pharisee-asks-if-its-normal-for-temple-curtain-to-suddenly-rip-in-half/?utm_source=fediverse