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Newsom Reinstates Death Penalty For Anyone Caught Investigating Fraud

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-reinstates-death-penalty-for-anyone-caught-investigating-fraud/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Exciting Features Coming To Mamdani's City-Run Grocery Store

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-exciting-features-coming-to-mamdanis-city-run-grocery-store/?utm_source=fediverse

$400M Ticketmaster Settlement Reduced To Just $11.50 After Fees

https://babylonbee.com/news/400m-ticketmaster-settlement-reduced-to-just-1150-after-fees/?utm_source=fediverse

Crippled Man Lowered Into Oval Office In Search Of Trump's Healing

https://babylonbee.com/news/crippled-man-lowered-into-oval-office-in-search-of-trumps-healing/?utm_source=fediverse

Gen Zer Puts On Her Nice Pajamas For Job Interview

https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-zer-puts-on-her-nice-pajamas-for-job-interview/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Looking Into Whether He Can Tax Residents Of Other Cities

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-looking-into-whether-he-can-tax-residents-of-other-cities/?utm_source=fediverse

Can You Spot Everything Racist In Trump's New Triumphal Arch?

https://babylonbee.com/news/can-you-spot-everything-racist-in-trumps-new-triumphal-arch/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Do Not Fear Mass Islamic Migration,’ Says Pope Behind 40-Foot Walls Of Vatican City Fortress

https://babylonbee.com/news/do-not-fear-mass-islamic-migration-says-pope-behind-40-foot-walls-of-vatican-city-fortress/?utm_source=fediverse

SCOTUS Rules Death Penalty Is OK For People Who Post 'BREAKING' And A Siren Emoji Before Every Tweet

https://babylonbee.com/news/scotus-rules-death-penalty-is-ok-for-people-who-post-breaking-and-a-siren-emoji-before-every-tweet/?utm_source=fediverse

Older Woman Gets Botox So She Can Look Like An Older Woman Who Got Botox

https://babylonbee.com/news/older-woman-gets-botox-so-she-can-look-like-an-older-woman-who-got-botox/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Proposes Triumphal Double Golden Arch In Washington, D.C.

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-proposes-triumphal-double-golden-arch-in-washington-dc/?utm_source=fediverse

'It's Not My Job To Be Funny,' Says Comedian

https://babylonbee.com/news/its-not-my-job-to-be-funny-says-comedian/?utm_source=fediverse

Atheist Missionary Wonders If You Have A Few Minutes To Talk About Nothing

https://babylonbee.com/news/atheist-missionary-wonders-if-you-have-a-few-minutes-to-talk-about-nothing/?utm_source=fediverse

Mamdani Says City-Run Supermarket Will Be Ready In 3 Years But Recommends Getting In Line for Bread Now

https://babylonbee.com/news/mamdani-says-city-run-supermarket-will-be-ready-in-3-years-but-recommends-getting-in-line-for-bread-now/?utm_source=fediverse

Revealed: 10 Other Things That Satan Tempted Jesus With

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Californians Move To Texas Episode 2 Is Out Now!

https://babylonbee.com/news/californians-move-to-texas-episode-2-is-out-now/?utm_source=fediverse

The Somali Community Of Minnesota Would Like To Remind America That Today Is Tax Day

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-somali-community-of-minnesota-would-like-to-remind-america-that-today-is-tax-day/?utm_source=fediverse

Couple Worries Having A Baby Could Cut Into Time They Spend Sitting On The Couch Staring At Their Phones

https://babylonbee.com/news/couple-worries-having-a-baby-could-cut-into-time-they-spend-sitting-on-the-couch-staring-at-their-phones/?utm_source=fediverse

'HI BARACK!' Yells Biden As Car Passes House With A Lawn Jockey

https://babylonbee.com/news/hi-barack-yells-biden-as-motorcade-passes-a-house-with-a-lawn-jockey/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Officially Renames Strait Of Hormuz The 'Donald J. Trump Strait Of America'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-officially-renames-strait-of-hormuz-the-strait-of-america/?utm_source=fediverse