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Gavin Newsom Admits He Really Doesn't Want To Be President, He Just Wants To Leave California

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-admits-he-really-doesnt-want-to-be-president-he-just-wants-to-leave-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats: Saving Democracy Requires One Party To Seize Total Power And Rule Forever

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-saving-democracy-requires-one-party-to-seize-total-power-and-rule-forever/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Admin Moves To Legalize Marijuana For Those With A Medical Need Or Anyone Having To Fly On Spirit Airlines

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-admin-moves-to-legalize-marijuana-for-those-with-a-medical-need-or-anyone-having-to-fly-on-spirit-airlines/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Excitedly Gathers For Annual Tradition Of Seeing Whose Career Will Be Killed By Cleveland Browns

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-excitedly-gathers-for-annual-tradition-of-seeing-whose-career-will-be-killed-by-cleveland-browns/?utm_source=fediverse

NFL To Utilize Hogwarts' Sorting Hat For This Year's Draft

https://babylonbee.com/news/nfl-to-utilize-hogwarts-sorting-hat-for-this-years-draft/?utm_source=fediverse

10 Powerful Stories From People Who Converted To Atheism

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-powerful-stories-from-people-who-converted-to-atheism/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Kicks Off Fundraiser To Get Mamdani To Hug The Dodgers

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-kicks-off-fundraiser-to-get-mamdani-to-hug-the-dodgers/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Packs Book For Vacation So He Can Carry Around Book On Vacation

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-packs-book-for-vacation-so-he-can-carry-around-book-on-vacation/?utm_source=fediverse

Too Far? Gerrymandered Virginia Congressional Map Includes California

https://babylonbee.com/news/too-far-gerrymandered-virginia-congressional-map-includes-california/?utm_source=fediverse

Should You Donate To The KKK? A Helpful Flowchart

https://babylonbee.com/news/should-you-donate-to-the-kkk-a-helpful-flowchart/?utm_source=fediverse

After Losing SPLC Funding, KKK Forced To Buy Robes Off Temu

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-losing-splc-funding-kkk-forced-to-buy-robes-off-temu/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Devastated To Learn America Less Racist Than They Thought

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-devastated-to-learn-america-less-racist-than-they-thought/?utm_source=fediverse

Newsom Orders Reservoirs Emptied In Preparation For Fire Season

https://babylonbee.com/news/newsom-orders-reservoirs-emptied-in-preparation-for-fire-season/?utm_source=fediverse

Party That Promised To Save America Announces It's Not Really Interested In Saving America Anymore

https://babylonbee.com/news/party-that-promised-to-save-america-announces-its-not-really-interested-in-saving-america-anymore/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird, But OK: Woman Carries Child For 9 Months Just To Name Him 'Walter'

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-but-ok-woman-carries-child-for-9-months-just-to-name-him-walter/?utm_source=fediverse

Alex Jones Worried People Will Start To Think Stories Reported By Infowars Are Fake

https://babylonbee.com/news/alex-jones-worried-people-will-start-to-think-stories-reported-by-infowars-are-fake/?utm_source=fediverse

Cyclists Shocked, Dismayed To Learn Vehicles Also Allowed To Use Roads

https://babylonbee.com/news/cyclists-shocked-dismayed-to-learn-vehicles-also-allowed-to-use-roads/?utm_source=fediverse

Ayatollah Agrees To Surrender But Only If JD Vance Wears This Cute Sailor Outfit

https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-agrees-to-surrender-but-only-if-jd-vance-wears-this-cute-sailor-outfit/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Cook To Be Replaced By Tim Cook Pro Max 17

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-cook-to-be-replaced-by-tim-cook-pro-max-17/?utm_source=fediverse

39-Year Old Man Considering Career Change To Astronaut

https://babylonbee.com/news/39-year-old-man-considering-career-change-to-astronaut/?utm_source=fediverse