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After Seeing Ben Sasse's Incredible Faith And Character, Nation Understands Why He Had To Leave Politics

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-seeing-ben-sasses-incredible-faith-and-character-nation-understands-why-he-had-to-leave-politics/?utm_source=fediverse

Dad Splits Commute Time Between Worshipping The Lord Jesus Christ And Cursing Out Bad Drivers

https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-splits-commute-time-between-worshipping-the-lord-jesus-christ-and-cursing-out-bad-drivers/?utm_source=fediverse

Vegan Crossfitter Cyclist Unsure What To Tell You About First

https://babylonbee.com/news/vegan-crossfitter-cyclist-unsure-what-to-tell-you-about-first/?utm_source=fediverse

'Is It Too Late To Ask Who Gerry Mander Is?' KBJ Whispers To Clarence Thomas

https://babylonbee.com/news/is-it-too-late-to-ask-who-gerry-mander-is-kbj-whispers-to-clarence-thomas/?utm_source=fediverse

Facing Budget Crisis, Mamdani Calls His Parents To Ask If He Can Borrow $4 Billion

https://babylonbee.com/news/facing-budget-crisis-mamdani-calls-his-parents-to-ask-if-he-can-borrow-4-billion/?utm_source=fediverse

Poll Shows Majority Of Democrats Believe Lincoln Assassination Staged

https://babylonbee.com/news/poll-shows-majority-of-democrats-believe-lincoln-assassination-staged/?utm_source=fediverse

In Blow To Democrats, SCOTUS Rules They Have To Stop Being Racist

https://babylonbee.com/news/in-blow-to-democrats-scotus-rules-they-have-to-stop-being-racist/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Presents King Charles With Gift Of Toothbrush

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-presents-king-charles-with-toothbrush/?utm_source=fediverse

Megachurch Torn Between Supporting Missionaries To India Or Adding Pickleball Courts

https://babylonbee.com/news/megachurch-torn-between-supporting-missionaries-to-india-or-adding-pickleball-courts/?utm_source=fediverse

The Babylon Bee's Official Recap Of All 11 World Wars

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bees-official-recap-of-all-11-world-wars/?utm_source=fediverse

Two Bros Caught In Infinite Loop After Greeting, 'I'm Good, Man, How Are You?'

https://babylonbee.com/news/two-bros-caught-in-infinite-loop-after-greeting-im-good-man-how-are-you/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Titled ‘Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-still-stumped-as-to-motive-of-gunman-with-manifesto-titled-why-im-going-to-kill-donald-j-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Media Still Stumped As To Motive Of Gunman With Manifesto Entitled ‘Why I'm Going To Kill Donald J. Trump’

https://babylonbee.com/news/media-still-stumped-as-to-motive-of-gunman-with-manifesto-entitled-why-im-going-to-kill-donald-j-trump/?utm_source=fediverse

Hungover Pete Hegseth Terrified To Wake Up To Redcoats On White House Lawn

https://babylonbee.com/news/hungover-pete-hegseth-terrified-to-wake-up-to-redcoats-on-white-house-lawn/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump, Omar Argue Over Whether It's 'Two Corinthians' Or 'Eleven Corinthians'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-omar-argue-over-whether-its-two-corinthians-or-11-corinthians/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Longs For Good Old Days When Comedians Were Funny And Didn't Wish Death On People

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-longs-for-good-old-days-when-comedians-were-funny-and-didnt-wish-death-on-people/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Warning Signs Your Teacher Might Be Plotting To Assassinate The President

https://babylonbee.com/news/9-warning-signs-your-teacher-might-be-plotting-to-assassinate-the-president/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Presents King Charles With Autographed Copy Of Declaration Of Independence

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-presents-king-charles-with-autographed-copy-of-declaration-of-independence/?utm_source=fediverse

Struggling New York Mets To Start Mr. Met At Third Base

https://babylonbee.com/news/struggling-new-york-mets-to-start-mr-met-at-third-base/?utm_source=fediverse

Liberals Applaud Improving Diversity Of Would-Be Trump Assassins

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberals-applaud-improving-diversity-of-would-be-trump-assassins/?utm_source=fediverse