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Elizabeth Warren Vows New Tax On Puppies

https://babylonbee.com/news/elizabeth-warren-vows-new-tax-on-puppies/?utm_source=fediverse

Jill Biden Explains She Thought Joe Had A Stroke During Debate, Which Is Why She Left Him Up There To Die

https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-explains-she-thought-joe-had-a-stroke-during-debate-which-is-why-she-left-him-up-there-to-die/?utm_source=fediverse

Family Hit Hard By Rising Cost Of Necessities Like Gas, Groceries, Netflix, DoorDash, Discount Wine Club, Pie-Of-The-Month Subscription

https://babylonbee.com/news/family-hit-hard-by-rising-cost-of-necessities-like-gas-groceries-netflix-doordash-discount-wine-club-pie-of-the-month-subscription/?utm_source=fediverse

California Passes Law Making It A Crime To Report A Crime

https://babylonbee.com/news/california-passes-law-making-it-a-crime-to-report-a-crime/?utm_source=fediverse

'Jesus Never Said You Can't Do This!' Shouts James Talarico While Dropkicking Labradoodle

https://babylonbee.com/news/jesus-never-said-you-cant-do-this-shouts-james-talarico-while-dropkicking-labradoodle/?utm_source=fediverse

SBC Approves Use Of Tasers On Any Visitor Who Tries To Slip Past Greeters

https://babylonbee.com/news/sbc-approves-use-of-tasers-on-any-visitor-who-tries-to-slip-past-greeters/?utm_source=fediverse

White House Announces Iran Deal Completely Done Except For All The Important Parts

https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-announces-iran-deal-completely-done-except-for-all-the-important-parts/?utm_source=fediverse

Oh No: Band Going to Play Something From New Album

https://babylonbee.com/news/oh-no-band-going-to-play-something-from-new-album/?utm_source=fediverse

Canadian Grandma Excited To Hear Her Family Is Paying To Hire A MAID

https://babylonbee.com/news/canadian-grandma-excited-to-hear-her-family-is-paying-to-hire-a-maid/?utm_source=fediverse

Democrats Hopeful Average Texas Voter Wants To Ban Steak And Thinks God Is Gay

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-hopeful-average-texas-voter-wants-to-ban-steak-and-thinks-god-is-gay/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Says Her Love Language Is All Of Them And You're Going To Have To Guess Which One She Wants Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-says-her-love-language-is-all-of-them-and-youre-going-to-have-to-guess-which-one-she-wants-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Weird: High School Valedictorian Not Asian

https://babylonbee.com/news/weird-high-school-valedictorian-not-asian/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragedy: Multiple Trump Assassins Accidentally Shoot Each Other

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-multiple-trump-assassins-accidentally-shoot-each-other/?utm_source=fediverse

Physicians At Walter Reed Confirm Trump's Midi-Chlorian Count Is Off The Charts

https://babylonbee.com/news/physicians-at-walter-reed-confirm-trumps-midi-chlorian-count-is-off-the-charts/?utm_source=fediverse

Noah Fined By HOA For Parking Boat In Driveway

https://babylonbee.com/news/noah-fined-by-hoa-for-parking-boat-in-driveway/?utm_source=fediverse

Grok Responds To Pope Leo By Publishing List Of 95 Theses

https://babylonbee.com/news/grok-responds-to-pope-leo-by-publishing-list-of-95-theses/?utm_source=fediverse

Parents Help Graduate Sound Out The Words On Diploma

https://babylonbee.com/news/parents-help-graduate-sound-out-the-words-on-diploma/?utm_source=fediverse

Everyone In Chicago Shot Over The Weekend

https://babylonbee.com/news/everyone-in-chicago-shot-over-the-weekend/?utm_source=fediverse

Chuck Schumer Celebrates Memorial Day Alone As All Of Last Year's Guests Dead From E. Coli

https://babylonbee.com/news/chuck-schumer-celebrates-memorial-day-alone-as-all-of-last-years-guests-dead-from-e-coli/?utm_source=fediverse

Boaz Carefully Arranges Stalks Of Grain On Ground To Spell Out ‘Hey Gurl’

https://babylonbee.com/news/boaz-carefully-arranges-stalks-of-grain-on-ground-to-spell-out-hey-gurl/?utm_source=fediverse