10 Questions On California's Test To Determine If You're Gay Enough
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Al Gore Explains That While ‘An Inconvenient Truth’ Did Not Prove Accurate, It Did Make Him Incredibly Rich
https://babylonbee.com/news/al-gore-explains-that-while-an-inconvenient-truth-did-not-prove-accurate-it-did-make-him-incredibly-rich/?utm_source=fediverse
Player Kicked Off Joel Osteen’s Church Softball Team For Writing Bible Verse On Hat
https://babylonbee.com/news/player-kicked-off-joel-osteens-church-softball-team-for-writing-bible-verse-on-hat/?utm_source=fediverse
Learning from Trump, Man Successfully Negotiates Wife Down To Absolutely Everything She Wants
https://babylonbee.com/news/learning-from-trump-man-successfully-negotiates-wife-down-to-absolutely-everything-she-wants/?utm_source=fediverse
Man Continues Tenth Year Of Sending Just A Thumbs Up To Every Single Text Message He Receives
https://babylonbee.com/news/man-continues-tenth-year-of-sending-just-a-thumbs-up-to-every-single-text-message-he-receives/?utm_source=fediverse
World Leaders Line Up To Ask Trump To Bomb Their Countries For While And Then Give Them A Few Hundred Billion
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-leaders-line-up-to-ask-trump-to-bomb-their-countries-for-while-and-then-give-them-a-few-hundred-billion/?utm_source=fediverse
Joseph Hoping At Some Point To Have Dream That Doesn't Make Everyone Want To Kill Him
https://babylonbee.com/news/joseph-hoping-at-some-point-to-have-dream-that-doesnt-make-everyone-want-to-kill-him/?utm_source=fediverse
Iran Wins $300 Billion Cash Prize For Placing Second In War
https://babylonbee.com/news/iran-wins-300-billion-cash-prize-for-placing-second-in-war/?utm_source=fediverse
Tim Walz Volunteers To Personally Check Each And Every California Business To See If Owners Are Gay Enough
https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-volunteers-to-personally-check-each-and-every-california-business-to-see-if-owners-are-gay-enough/?utm_source=fediverse
MLB Orders Players Who Refused To Bow To Pride Flag To Be Thrown Into Fiery Furnace
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-orders-players-who-refused-to-bow-to-pride-flag-to-be-thrown-into-fiery-furnace/?utm_source=fediverse
VICTORY: Trump Secures Reopening Of Strait That Was Open Before War
https://babylonbee.com/news/victory-trump-secures-reopening-of-strait-that-was-open-before-war/?utm_source=fediverse
McDonald's Brings Back Original Recipe Apple Pies With Cocaine In Them
https://babylonbee.com/news/mcdonalds-brings-back-original-recipe-apple-pies-with-cocaine-in-them/?utm_source=fediverse
World Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Terrorists Promise To Be Good
https://babylonbee.com/news/world-breathes-sigh-of-relief-as-terrorists-promise-to-be-good/?utm_source=fediverse
Most Popular VBS Theme For Each Denomination
https://babylonbee.com/news/most-popular-vbs-theme-for-each-denomination/?utm_source=fediverse
Confused Biden Wanders Into G7 Summit
https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-biden-wanders-into-g7-summit/?utm_source=fediverse
Ocarina of Time Retro Review: A Boring Game That Doesn't Even Have Emotes, Skins, Or Loot Boxes
https://babylonbee.com/news/ocarina-of-time-retro-review-a-boring-game-that-doesnt-even-have-emotes-skins-or-loot-boxes/?utm_source=fediverse
JD Vance Makes Contact With Tribe Of Illiterate, Feral Women
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Scholars Discover Lost Plague Of Cyclists Blocking Pharaoh’s Morning Commute
https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-discover-lost-plague-of-cyclists-blocking-pharaohs-morning-commute/?utm_source=fediverse
9 Upcoming Fights In The White House Octagon
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MLB Rebrands To MLBTQ+
https://babylonbee.com/news/mlb-rebrands-to-mlbtq/?utm_source=fediverse
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