The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Chuck E. Cheese Band Rocked By Lip-Sync Scandal

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Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute

https://babylonbee.com/news/explosive-diarrhea-epidemic-traced-to-gain-of-function-lab-at-taco-bell-institute/?utm_source=fediverse

Study Shows Mysterious Link Between Trying To Run Over ICE Agent And Bullets Striking Windshield

https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-mysterious-link-between-trying-to-run-over-ice-agent-and-bullets-striking-windshield/?utm_source=fediverse

Scholars Agree Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak Signals Outpouring Of God's Wrath On Vegetarians

https://babylonbee.com/news/scholars-agree-explosive-diarrhea-outbreak-signals-outpouring-of-gods-wrath-on-vegetarians/?utm_source=fediverse

Banned Books Table Full Of Bestsellers

https://babylonbee.com/news/banned-books-table-full-of-bestsellers/?utm_source=fediverse

8 Ways Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ Diverges From Its Source Material

https://babylonbee.com/news/8-ways-christopher-nolans-the-odyssey-diverges-from-its-source-material/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Holding His Opinions On New Movie Until Political Commentators Tell Him If It's Woke Garbage Or Epically Based

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-holding-his-opinions-on-new-movie-until-political-commentators-tell-him-if-its-woke-garbage-or-based/?utm_source=fediverse

Rashida Tlaib Introduces New Campaign Slogan: 'For A Brighter Future And Also Death to America'

https://babylonbee.com/news/rashida-tlaib-introduces-new-campaign-slogan-for-a-brighter-future-and-also-death-to-america/?utm_source=fediverse

Report: Mankind All Out Of Passwords

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-mankind-all-out-of-passwords/?utm_source=fediverse

UK Finally Gets Tough By Increasing Penalty For Terrorism To 5 Hours Of Community Service

https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-finally-gets-tough-by-increasing-penalty-for-terrorism-to-5-hours-of-community-service/?utm_source=fediverse

Debate Rages Among Democrats About Whether SAVE Act Is Jim Crow 7.0 Or Jim Crow 8.0

https://babylonbee.com/news/debate-rages-among-democrats-about-whether-save-act-is-jim-crow-70-or-jim-crow-80/?utm_source=fediverse

7 Clear Signs Mitch McConnell's Hospital Photo Is Fake

https://babylonbee.com/news/7-clear-signs-mitch-mcconnells-hospital-photo-is-fake/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Instantly Disperse 'Teen Takeover' By Firing Job Applications Into Crowd

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-instantly-disperse-teen-takeover-by-firing-job-applications-into-crowd/?utm_source=fediverse

Megyn Kelly Now Claims She's Never Heard Of A 'Candace Owens'

https://babylonbee.com/news/megyn-kelly-now-claims-shes-never-heard-of-a-candace-owens/?utm_source=fediverse

PSA: Over 450,000 People Die Each Year While Lost In Their Hoodies And Being Unable To Find The Head Hole

https://babylonbee.com/news/psa-over-450000-people-die-each-year-while-lost-in-their-hoodies-and-being-unable-to-find-the-head-hole/?utm_source=fediverse

Party Of Tolerance Holds Nationwide Parade Celebrating Death Of Political Enemy

https://babylonbee.com/news/party-of-tolerance-holds-nationwide-parade-celebrating-death-of-political-enemy/?utm_source=fediverse

IKEA Furniture Now Includes Helpful Instructions On How To Swear In Swedish

https://babylonbee.com/news/ikea-furniture-now-includes-helpful-instructions-on-how-to-swear-in-swedish/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces 'Lindsey Graham Memorial Strait Of Hormuz Blockade'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-lindsey-graham-memorial-strait-of-hormuz-blockade/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Informs Wife He Can't Mow The Lawn Today As He Is Busy Playing Lawn Mowing Simulator

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-informs-wife-he-cant-mow-the-lawn-today-as-he-is-busy-playing-lawn-mowing-simulator/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh Oh: Mamdani's New NYC Map Includes 'Little Auschwitz' In Brooklyn

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-mamdanis-new-nyc-map-includes-little-auschwitz-in-brooklyn/?utm_source=fediverse